Here we have a movie with plenty of potential! However, the unfortunately stupid title, coupled with an utterly confusing ending result in mediocracy for this movie! Okay, follow along! Some boy who ran away from home stumbles upon a mansion with a lovely front (grave)yard. Despite this, the little nimrod goes in and finds what appears to be a surprise party for him! But, lil' Billy is scared off by a severed head (pansy) and is buried alive by a hook-handed cat demon! If that weren't confusing enough, we also get two carloads of people (and a sock puppet) who find the house, and enter it in hopes of finding help. Instead, they find a Ouija board and become toys for some balding Hungarian Warlock w/ a trachea box and a throbbing head vein! The group run into trouble, in the form of self-carving gravestones; goblin eels; an electric leach mutant; zombies; a spider woman; farting (yes, FARTING) dirt monsters; and even my brother, the Grim Reaper! There's also a side story involving a comatose woman (who's pretty hot for being 70 years old) who's the warlock's apparent love interest. Then comes the aforementioned ending. If you aren't completely confused by this movie, drop me a line so I can figure out what in the underworld is going on!

Sequels: None

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: HOUSE or BLOODY NEW YEAR