This is Stephen King's story about some fat guy lawyer, who starts the movie by getting a mob mook off the hook. Well, one day this lard ass lawyer screws up big time, and hits an old gypsy woman with his car. But it's not his fault... the guy was getting head at the time! Yeah, his wife couldn't help but take his chubby vienna sausage and all it's calories down her throat, so she did it while he was busy driving. The gypsy dies and her FATHER (who's gotta be like older than Methuselah!) curses Fatty by touching his face and whispering "thinner". Soon, tubby begins losing weight at an alarming rate, and all the people associated with his getting off the hook in court get cursed as well. Lard Butt's boss gets turned into a lizard man, and a cop who was in on it is all deformed and ugly. The word? Looks like it was "hemorrhoid"! I don't know what it really was, but that would be my guess. After finding the gypsy king, and being refused when he asks to have the curse lifted, Chunky has his mafia pal "curse" the gypsies with a sub-machine gun! After some terrorism, the gypsy king transfers the "thinner" curse to a pie, which Tubbo gives to his cheating wife, and after she's all shriveled up and corpsified, he gives her an open mouth kiss! UGGH! Talk about desperate! Oh, and his lovely daughter, whom he cares most about in the world, eats some of the pie, and it ends with the Cellulite Czar all shocked and regretting his actions. Not a total waste of time, but I've seen much better by King... when they'll get on here, I DON'T KNOW!!!!!! Just shut up and watch the pretty pictures go by....

Also Known As: STEPHEN KING'S THINNER (thinner than what?)

Sequels: Nope

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: THE STAND or THE FLY