Man and Woman of the Year 2004 Voting
By T

Well well well, it sure has been a while punk face.  One of the biggest parts of the year for any hopeful young soul is the Man and Woman of the Year Awards.  Okay so about a month ago I assembeled a group of tribe elders to come up with the names on that list.  The tribe elders were: Tom Chandler, David Salsbury, Andrew Stalheim, Alvin Ma, and Matt Stalheim.  Also new this year is the wildcard round, which pretty much just lets bitches who arent good enough to be on the bracket have a shot at a win.  The people in the guys wildcard bracket are: Alvin Ma, Tate Fanning, Jason Meade, Bryan Day, Andrew Stalheim, Mike Jacobs, Curtis Spores, and Brett Adams.  The womens wildcard people are: Jessica Ogle, Jaymi McQueen, Mara Zander, Caylee Rushing, Ashley Younce, Raelynne Altree, Sothea Seng, Rain Maiden.  The winner of the respective wildcard brackets will then face the reigning man and woman of the year in the first round of bracketeering.  The first round matchups for the mens bracket are: Duke Smolin vs. Winner of Wildcard, Darren Beck vs. Cody White, Aaron Clayton vs. Matt Stalheim, Adam Ferch vs. Steve Schuele.  The matchups for the first round of the womens brackets are: Nicole Costello vs. Winner of Wildcard, Jessica Rice vs. Mark Williams, Rachel Haegar vs. Xena, Alecia Smith vs. Ashley Watson.  And after the brackets are complete a super secret surprise will strike down and leave all of your jaws on the floor.  Be prepared for Man and Woman of the Year 2004!
Ghost Hunt, Bitches
By Das
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Since Fr?eshamn year, The Sas ?has planned a ghost h?unt for halloween and ?it never went d?own until t?omorrow night (11-13?-04). To ?be on the ghost hunt you ?have to be chosen by the c?hosen one (i.e?. one of the sas) and then you ha?ve to come up with a? nickname, mine is Brade Ham?merton whi?le Tom's is Tank M?cNoodles. When the others make ?up their names we will? meet at my hou?se after the game p?robably for snacks and th?en we will ?head over to ?hazel dell where not one bu?t two suspected ghos?ts haunt a park?. EQUIPMENT LIST!?!!: maybe a flas?hlight, shoes, ne?ts, ghost buster t?raps and sweet ray g?uns, plasma tank?. my prediction ?for the hunt is that th?ere will be heavy ?fighting agains?t the ghosts before we? wear them ?out enough to capture ?them and when we do ?we will train and love? them to make them the best fi?ghting ghosts in the wor?ld. T?his will no dou?bt be one of the grea?test accomlishments ?of the sas, only to?pped by the time ?we destroyed that who?le universe ?of goblins with the h?elp of David Bowie's good twin, Bal?lsy. Also ?after the ghost hunt? we will be known as ?the most badass guys to ever rome th?e planet since the f?irst cave man wrestled? a tyrannosaurus re?x. I ?hope nobody dies, an?d if someone does i ho?pe nobody blames me and i ?get all of his stuff unless h?e had diseases. I dont ?want a TV with disease on it.