But I did not lie to you about one thing.  We have crowned our Man and Woman of the Year.  The new game is finding out WHO they are.  I know some select few know who won, those people are: the winners, the Sas, the CEO, and Mike of course.  By the way thats Mike and I in the picture, my hair makes me look feminine.  Seriously after I talked to the woman tonight I knew she was the one.  I JUST KNEW IT.  And well the guy was kind of a left fielder but we all know he's the right choice.  I think these are the best 2 winners yet, the Sas keeps improving.  We've moved on from the slut who didnt say yes to Duke and the dumbass who asked Nicole to homecoming.  I am confident our crack team of scientists picked the right man and woman, oh and TOM RULES! Drop kickin awesome!
You actually thought I'd tell you.