N64Festivals

Spring
1-First day on farm-you get your little talk with the mayor. If it isn't your first year you have the New Year's Day Festival which is basically get drunk and be happy time.
8-Planting Festival- also called the Sowing Festival. This is the festival where the Harvest King goes in a hot air balloon with someone special <aww how cute> and every other village idiot lets a bunch of balloons with bags of seeds tied to the go. I bet that is SO environmentally friendly.
17-Horse race-you can't participate in the first Horse Race, so you might as well go and blow your money on the bogus prizes.
18-22 Vote for the Queen-Vote for the Harvest Queen or Goddess lady or whatever title they give those whippersnappers these days. The ballot box is in the square.
23-Flower Festival-also known as the Goddess Festival. Dance with a girl.

Summer
1- Fireworks-go meet some girl to watch the fireworks. Where to find the girls is in Marriage Guide> Courtship
9- Vegetable Festival-another NOT WORTH IT Festival where you get your vegitables judged.
17-Firefly Festival-float candles for the dead. Boo Hoo.
24-Sea Festival-swim as hard as you can toward some guy with goggles and a thong.

Fall
4- Cow Festival - Enter your cow to win, and if it does, it gives gold milk. Stu will come and tell you which cow is the best to enter, but usually he tells you a cow that ALREADY gives gold milk.
12-Harvest Festival-This is where you can get chosen as the Harvest King. Wait until Elii comes out and then you grab a cake. You either choke on a coin or not. You can dance afterwards.
20-Egg Festival-These is hide and go seek. Look in the boxes for the right colored egg. Very stupid, but if you win the first year you get a power berry, and the second year you get the turtle figurine.
28-Horse Race-You can enter your horse in this race. Try to beat everyone else and get the picture.

Winter
10-Thanksgiving-Every girl bakes some cakes and you can have some.
19-Dog Race-Your dog races and you have no control over him. You really gotta practice if you want to win, and to get the perfect ending you have to win.
24-Starry Night Festival-Meet someone to watch the stars. Info found in Marriage Guide >Courtship.
27-Spirit Festival-You might get picked And you might not, but if you do you play with some idiot guy who looks like the sun growing leaves with bug eyes.
30-New Year's Eve Festival-you go and either get drunk at the bar or you hang out with the church members. Then the girl who likes you takes you up to the mountain and pushes you off for good luck.