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It was absolutely the biggest hardest one I had ever seen. I was nervous at first so I just licked it a little with my tongue. But it tasted so good I finally wrapped the entire thing with my soft wet lips. It was too good not to share. So I called my best friend up and she came over to see my great find. When she saw how big and hard it was her eyes lit up. She immediately grabbed it up and started sucking on it so hard I thought she wasn't going to save any for me. But my friend was true blue. We passed it back and forth, over and over again, hard, wet, delicious until it was entirely spent. And that was the day I shared my favorite lollipop with my bestfriend.
I took my fingers and slowly, gently stretched it apart.
It was so pure and white. I licked it once, twice...
I found I couldn't stop. I licked it faster and faster,
and harder. I began to scrape my teeth against it.
There it was, in my mouth! All sweet and creamy.
I was done. I threw away the outsides of my
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This page is dedicated to my friend George....the man who provides me with most of the funny urls and e-mails I receive..not only does he have a great sense of humor..he has a warm heart. The picture above is George when his icq quits working! |
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