DAD
Full Name: Alan Henshaw
Birthday: 15th November
Relation to me: Father
Nick-Names: Big Gay Al, Snake, Goatee, Fatty
Job: Plasterer
Fave Football Team: Manchester United
Fave Film: Life Of Brian
Fave Famous Woman: Helena Christensen
Marmite: Hate It!
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MUM
Full Name: Christine Ann Henshaw
Birthday: 5th March
Relation to me: Mother
Nick-Names: Annie, Madre, Motherington
Job: Hairdresser
Fave Football Team: Nottingham Forest
Fave Film: Interview With The Vampire
Fave Famous Man: Al Pacino
Marmite: Hate It!









MATT
Full Name: Matthew Henshaw
Birthday: 10th September
Relation to me: Brother
Nick-Names: Little Britchers, Brrrrrr, Matt, Fat Lad
Job: Unemployed Lazy Dole Scum
Fave Football Team: Sheffield Wednesday
Fave Film: Snatch
Fave Famous Woman: Jennifer Aniston
Do You Own A 2003 Diary? Yes
What Would You Put In Room 101? Robbie Williams
Marmite: Hate It!









GRANDAD JOHN
Full Name: John Hooley
Birthday: 7th April
Relation to me: Grandad
Nick-Names: Millionaire, Spaceman, He's Here
Job: Retired
Fave Football Team: Nottingham Forest
Fave Film: African Queen
Fave Famous Woman: Carol Vorderman
What Would You Put In Room 101? Soap Operas
Marmite: Hate It!









MAMMA MARY
Full Name: Mary Hooley
Birthday: 16th November
Relation to me: Grandmother
Nick-Name: Mary J Blige
Job: Cleaner at Tesco
Fave Football Team: Nottingham Forest
Fave Famous Man: Tom Jones
Marmite: Hate It!









MAMMA JANICE
Full Name: Janice Henshaw
Birthday: 23rd September
Relation to me: Grandmother
Nick-Names: Jan, The Insides and Outsides of a Gnat's Fart
Job: Retired
Fave Football Team: Liverpool
Fave Film: Some Like It Hot!
Fave Famous Man: Tony Curtis
Marmite: Hate It!









GRANDAD KEITH
Full Name: Keith Arthur Henshaw
Birthday: 15th July
Relation to me: Grandad
Nick-Names: KEITH!-KEITH!-KEITH!
Job: Plasterer
Fave Football Team: Notts County
Fave Film: The Vikings
Fave Famous Woman: Cher
Marmite: Hate It!