Luke (the man) Stuart
I have known Luke for absolutely ages.
Luke lives just round the corner from me.
Like myself, he is a top DJ, his 2 fave songs used to be Blue Monday (New Order) and Sweet Dreams (Eurythmics), but there's so much quality around now that it's hard to tell, especially things like Stonebridge's "Put 'em High". Luke also knows that Wacky Bingo is the greatest game of all time!

RAZZLE DAZZLE CREW 4EVA!

We will always remember the best day of last year, 20th April 2002, WOT A DAY!
Luke was also there for the two best days of 2003, 10th February and 3rd October, both in Birmingham. Luke taught me a new dance in Brum, and we have also learned a new one from Anna and Stacey, well it's more of a team effort.
Mr Stuart, or Stu-Pot as he used be called at Granby (our junior school), is a firm follower of the "KICK MR SNOW OUT!" campaign.
In my Leaver's book Luke called me "the best footballer I've ever played with" which was very nice.
Luke and I will one day be famous DJs and own the second largest pub/club business in Britain (behind Wetherspoon's obviously).
This kiddie-fiddler was recently on Radio One's Dance Anthems as
he's great mates with Seb Fontaine ya know, but he almost forgot his own name.

MHC

LUKE WILL BE WITH ME IN THE SUMMER WHEN WE GO TO IBIZA!!!

Fave Beer? Stella
Fave Alco-Pop? Smirnoff Ice
Fave Spirit? Vodka (Fuckin' Twat!)
What Would You Put In Room 101? Fake Burberry
Marmite? Hate It!

Dean Hunt
I have known Dean since Year 7 but it wasn't until we shared a room at Lea Green that we became good friends and since then we have had many great laughs.
At the start of Year 9 I signed for Heanor Town Juniors who are run by Dean's dad John, we won the Derby City League Under 16s Division One a couple of seasons ago and conceded just 6 goals (I play in defence).
We are now known as Kimberley Miners Welfare, last season we won the Under 18 League Cup and were Runners Up in the league, the first ever under 17 side to achieve both of these. This season we are in the Cup Final again, and if we win all of our remaining games there's a good chance we'll take the league title as well.
He also used to play cricket with me for Shipley Hall but I can't be arsed with that anymore.
Dean supports Forest and used to think that Marlon Harewood was good, DICK HEAD!
"Goal-Machine" Dean is another member of the exclusive "20th April 2002" club, and the "10th February 2003" club, and the "3rd October 2003" club. HAPPY DAYS!!!
We are went to Mallorca in July!!! Hardcore! We got messy every night, things usually started at about midnight and we´d stumble in between 3 and 6. One night we didn´t go out until 3! We ventured to ´Shagalluf´ for a couple of days and stayed with some mates which we made called Rich and Jimbo.
"You Want Football Violence!"
Dean fell in love on this holiday with a blonde called Ellie, but the prick forgot to get her number!

"Gimme The Strongest Shot You've Got!!!"

He predicted that in the 2002 World Cup England would get as far as the Quarter Finals, well done youth.
Click here to see more pics of Deano.
Fave Film? Snatch
Fave Alco-Pop? Smirnoff Ice
Fave Beer? Budweiser
Fave Spirit? Peach Schnapps
Marmite? Hate It!

Daniel Holmes
This is the lad they call Munch, why? Nobody knows.
Munch is another Kimberley player, and every other team hates him! I didn't get to know Munch till Year 8, in Year 7 I hated him, soz mate - not sure why exactly!!! Daniel enjoys breaking toilets in night-clubs and chair legs in school.
Whenever there's any fighting Munch always get the shit. In a recent football match a 19 man brawl broke out, and for absolutely no reasons whatsoever, the opposition goalkeeper sprinted 40 yards, jumped through the air and punched Munch in the face. I also got him into trouble by launching a lemon at some bloke's car, he got out and started on Munch for doing it, when I told him it was me he just said "Oh, sorry mate!" to Munch and then never said anything to me. He also had a scuffle in Derby when Richard Komorowski, who is actually our mate, started on him. That was funny though, because Munch just put him to the floor. Oh, and one more, in a club in Derby, some black geezer tried to mug us, then we told him we were from Heanor and he pissed off!!?!
Munch is a fucking womaniser, ladies keep away, he will use you for sex!
He was one of the famous eight who went to Birmingham for my birthday, what a fucking legendary day! He ended up dancing in the window of a bar with some black dancer bird on Broad Street (Brum's main drinking street), he nearly got run over by a double-decker bus by dancing in the middle of the street, he pulled a bloke. Oh yeah, and we were in the middle of Godskitchen, I turn round, this c*nt's gettin a massage off some bird! Click here to see more photos of Munch.

Chris Smith
I have known Smit since Year 7 because we were both in the school football team, we were two of the few players who were in the team from Year 7 to Year 11.
Away from school Smit has been a rival on the football pitch, playing for Spondon Rovers, Heanor's biggest rivals. They won the league year after year, but eventually, in the league's final season, we were victorious.
Now we've all moved on to Kimberley and Smithy's joined a team in our league called Graham Street Prims, we played them last season at their ground, we won 11-1. Never mind Smit! They did better this season though, losing 2-0 and 4-0.
We got to know each other more in Year 8 when a load of us had our Technology subjects together, throwing butter at Mrs Gillott's door and calling this divvy French teacher, Happy Days!

I've become better friends with Smit since 6th Form started. He organised the first trip to Birmingham for 6 of us. Him, Dean, Luke, Graham Dodd, Sam Sharpe, and myself, were all present. We had a great night - 3 new Wetherspoon pubs, walking around Birmingham rat-arsed, followed by Chubby Brown, and then annoying some Chinese people on the train journey home, what a night!
He was also there for my birthday, telling birds that he was a Derby County player, and pulling some fucking MINGERS! He did give me a Jack Daniels drink flask though, good lad.
He would fuck his own sister!
SMIT WILL BE WITH ME NEXT YEAR WHEN WE GO TO IBIZA!!!
Smit is one of five in our special Common Room group which may get split up next year.
Click here to see the Famous 5-some of the Heanor Gate Common Room.
Do You Own A 2003 Diary? Yes

Dale O'Keefe
Dale is a top cricket player but he doesn't play for Shipley like the rest of us. He was the captain for Shipley but after a big fall-out Dale decided to leave and join Stainsby Hall.
I sat with Dale at our Leavers Do and he made me laugh from start to finish.
Apparently my name is not Henno, it is actually HENNO! according to Dale, and the exclamation mark is important. Dale is a huge health fanatic - he drinks reguarly, smokes like a chimney, eats loads of chips and does lots of gambling.
Mr O'Keefe has one of the funniest laughs in the school - when you hear Dale laugh it makes you laugh. Especially when talking about "my strong hand!" He predicted that Thierry Henry would win the World Cup's Golden Boot, that's the Thierry Henry who didn't score a single goal. He also got his other predicitons wrong.
Click here to see a great picture of Dale

Daniel Orme
This is my good mate Ormey. Ormey also plays for Kimberley Miners Welfare. He is another of the Heanor Gate boys who plays for Shipley Hall Cricket Club, he bowls spin and is most definitely the best fielder in the team. Ormey works at the Mundy Arms in Marlpool as a waiter, this is one of my favourite drinking establishments, for whom he plays 5-a-side for. I don't have any lessons with Ormey in Sixth Form, but last year we were the kings of our Business Studies class. We probably had more authority than our teacher, Mr Williams (what a man). Ormey likes to collect car-wing-mirrors!
Fave Film: Forrest Gump
Fave Beer: Budweiser
Fave Alco-Pop: Bacardi Breezer
Fave Spirit: Bacardi
Marmite: Hate It!

Sam Bellaby
This is Bell - he is a twat!
Bell used to work with me at Bellini's, even though I'd been there for two months more than him, he'd had more experience when he left!?! He quit working with me at Bellini's because he got a job with Ormey at the Mundy Arms.
Bellaby has a way with the ladies, or should I say girls (as most of them are just out of nappies!), PEEEEEEDDDOOOOOO!!!!! His new nick-name is mackerel because of his recent fling with a certain girl, who shall remain un-named. At the start of this school year I had two lessons with Bell, English and Psychology. Now I have no lessons with him! I dropped Psychology in the same week which he dropped English.
We enjoy calling Bell's mum because he get dead upset but pretends he's not bothered. Bell has always had a soft spot for Amy Baker, and not forgetting good old Zena.
Even though he looks about 12 Bell can still get served in pubs (usually!)
Fashion Guru!

Dayna Taylor
Dayna is the girl who just can't find the right bloke (even though she's been out with about every lad in Derbyshire!). No, this is now untrue, she is in a very good relationship with Matt Guilor (little c*nt whose ass I whipped on Knockout Kings the morning after Dayna's BBQ which I DJ'd at). Dayna also had a crack at DJing at this BBQ and she was class, "You Are My Audience!"
It is a well known fact that Dayna had the biggest mouth at our school since Year 7. She is the easiest person to get on with that I've ever met.
On December 27th 2002 Dayna and Ami walked around Ripley in their pyjamas as we went to get a fry-up from a cafe to help our hang-overs from Laura Housley's party, or brothel as I like to call it.
This photo was taken in a bar in Derby called 'Flares' (which is crap!), it's quite a good photo actually and I'm on it but I've cut myself off for the purpose of this page.
She works at Shipley Garden Centre with Ami at weekends, but officially she is a hairdresser in Derby.
Dayna came to Brum for me Birthday.
Click here to see more photos of Dayna.
I don't see Dayna that much any more as she does not go to Sixth Form.

James Rudd
Everyone calls him Ruddney or Jimmy, I call him Ruddington.
Ruddney is one of the nicest people you can meet. Its hard not to like him and I don't know anyone who has a bad word to say against him. He's one of the funniest people I know, and apparently ladies he's got a big 'un.
Ruddney watches League of Gentlemen so he's obviously a quality person!
This photo was also taken in 'Flares'.
Ruddney is now a "Fashion Monster"
I don't see Ruddney as much any more as he does not go to Sixth Form, he has job instead at Morley Hayes, and he loves splashin' his cash around.
Me and Ruddney Love Ann who lives across the road from Laura, she is one sexy beast, a babe with brains. Ruddney was one of the select few who I bought a shot glass for from Canada. But he smashed his, f*ck*ng prick!

"Ami, where's my sleeping bag?!?"



James Marshall
I have known Marshall for quite a few years now cos he's been in a lot of my lessons.
He also played for the school football team, but he doesn't play for Kimberley with us lot - he plays for my old team, Ilkeston Town. But he does play with us for Shipley at cricket, he's a good batsman. Marshall is a one of the very few Notts County fans amongst us "Billy Dearden's Black & White Army". We're confident of staying up again this season, if we don't get kicked out of the league.
This photo is from the Leaver's Do, but I'm hoping to get some pictures of him in his sexy cricket whites.
Marshall, like Dean, thinks he is black. He listens to Tim Westwood (oh dear!) all the time and gets very excited on Fridays because apparently Westwood is on Radio One.
Reefer!



David Moon
I have known Moonie since Year 7, as we are two of the lads who played for the school team from Year 7
to Year 11. Moonie scored the first ever goal for the school team in a friendly against Tupton Hall of Chesterfield,
it was a header (not bad to say he was about 3 foot tall!!!).
Moon used to play for Heanor but he couldn't hold on to a first team place despite having a large amount of talent and superb touch, so he to play for Cavaliers, but now he's rejoined us at Kimberley. He had a fuckin' stormer against current champions Holbrook when we beat them 4-2 at their place earlier in the season.
David has had quite a few nick-names over the years - Moonie, Moon, Egg & Spoon, Moon-Shine, Queer Dave, and most recently Quave. He's a good lad, if he were a foot taller he would quite possibly be one of the best players around.
I hardly see Moonie any more as he goes to Football College and I go to Sixth Form, but I'm sure he's still a good lad, unlike his b*st*rd little brothers.








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