The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

If you offer me pheasant

  I would rather have grouse

If you put me in a house

  I much prefer a flat

If you put me in a flat

  Then I much prefer a house

If you set me on a mouse

  Then I only want a rat

If you set me on a rat

  Then I’d rather chase a mouse

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

And there isn’t any call for me to shout it

For he will do as he do

And there’s no doing anything about

a-      wow-wowt it!

The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore

When you let me in then I want to go out

I’m always at the wrong side

of every door

And soon as I get home

  Then I’d like to get about

I like to lie in a bureau drawer

But I’ll make such a fuss if I can’t get out

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

And there isn’t any use for you to doubt it

For he will do as he do do,

And there’s no doing anything about

a-      wow-wowt it!

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast

My disobliging ways are a matter of habit

Now if you offer me fish,

  Then I always want a feast

And if there isn’t any fish

  Then I won’t eat the rabbit

If you offer me cream

  Then I sniff and sneer

For I only like what I find for myself

No~

So you’ll catch me in it right up to my ears

And you pit it away on the larder shelf

The Rum Tum Tugger

is artful and knowing

The Rum Tum Tugger

doesn’t care for a cuddle

I’ll leap on your lap

in the middle of your sewing

For there’s nothing I enjoy

like a horrible muddle

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

The Rum Tum Tugger

 Doesn’t care for a cuddle

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

And there isn’t any need for me to spout it

For he will do as he do do,

And there’s no doing anything abou-

Abou-wow-wow~~~

Abou-wow-wow-wow-wow

About it!

Rum Tum Tugger是隻奇特的貓

如果你給我山雞

我會情願要松雞

如果你把我放在屋子中

我會比較喜歡公寓

如果你把我放在公寓

我就會比較喜歡屋子

如果你把我放到大老鼠前面

我就只會要小老鼠

如果你把我放到小老鼠前時

我就情願去追大老鼠了

Rum Tum Tugger是隻奇特的貓

而我也沒有其他可以去叫的了

他會做像他會做的事

而那也是無可奈何的

Rum Tum Tugger是個極惹人厭的傢伙

如果你給我進去我就會要出去

我永遠都在每扇門錯的那邊

而當我一旦到家時

我就要想著四處亂晃

我喜歡躺到梳妝台的抽屜裡去

如果不讓我出去的話我就會弄得一團糟

Rum Tum Tugger是隻奇特的貓

而那是用不著你去懷疑的

他會做像他做的事

那也是無可奈何的

Rum Tum Tugger是隻奇特的怪獸

我那無禮的行為只是習慣問題

如果你現在給我魚

那我總是要頓大餐

如果那兒沒有魚的話

那我是不會吃兔子的

如果你給我牛奶

那我會嗅一下並冷笑

我只會喜歡由我喜歡找的東西

不要∼

所以你會想抓著我耳朵的後面

並把它放到食物的架子亢

Rum Tum Tugger

是狡猾又聰明的

Rum Tum Tugger

不會把擁抱放在心上

我會飛過你的膝蓋

當你的縫紉工作做到一半的時候

那再沒有東西會令我高興

像弄得一塌胡塗

Rum Tum Tugger是隻奇特的貓

Rum Tum Tugger

不會把擁抱放在心上

Rum Tum Tugger是隻奇特的貓

我不用去裝腔作勢

而他會做像他所會做的事

而那也是無可奈何的