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| And here we find some samples of writing by that crazy bastard Harland. What do you think? Should we read them?.... The Bathroom Window Contraversy... The Hole in Vermont That Was the Size of Vermont... The Dangers of Dating Doilies... Playing Flute and Starting Fires... The Excisist... Debauchery and Disillusionment... Two Fat People Meet in a Skinny Hallway... The World's Last Question and Its Beautiful Answer... |
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| To be read at your own risk. Offense is almost a guarentee. Be careful where you place your eyes, for things once taken in, may not be removed... Some are absurd, some are not. A few may be a bit risque, And my advice is read them lots! You never know what you may find, Amidst their tattered page... But one thing, my friends, it is assured I'd be a penguin, were I to be a bird... |