"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist --":

Welcome to the mind of HotCoffeeMississippi, which is not the same as the town of Hot Coffee, Mississippi. If you are actually looking for the homepage of the town of Hot Coffee, Mississippi, sadly, you haven't reached it. Although here is why the town is called Hot Coffee, so now you know.This page is under construction, to put it mildly. Just click on the door to see where it goes...

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