"Keith" (a senior at Mansfield High School) is the adopted name of former Finnish curling star Nils-Tuomo Gustatsson, who was put into the Witness Protection Program after testifying against a mafia...oops. Well, anyway, Keith thinks that walks on the beach are for squares, as he would much rather sit. It has been suggested to Keith that his hairiness qualifies him to live in the wilderness with his animal friends. He is putting serious thought into it.