Once apon a time, in an undisclosed Asian country, an Asian man and an Asian woman had a daughter. However, they already had an older son. Theyre daughter had to be sent away. So small Asian girl was put in a basket and dropped into the Pacific Ocean. The baby floated for days and days. She washed up on the beaches of Oregon. An old man found her and put her in the mail. Days later John Timmons found the Asian girl at the Boston Post Office. He took her home, and dressed her as a white boy and named her Matthew. Matthew grew up and is currently a senior at Xaverian Brothers High School, although he wanted to attend Boston Latin. Matthew still uses his Asian fighting genes and beats things on occasion. He would also like to brag that he got an 800 on the math section of his SATs, but alas, failed his verbal. In his spare time. he enjoys driving in the left lane of the highway at a whopping twenty miles per hour with his left blinker on. He also enjoys improving with Soup.