LUKE: (walking on tightrope) Wheeeeeee!!! This is fun!!! Why didn't I ever run away and join the circus? (feels darkside) Nooooo!!! Stay away from me!!!
SOMEWHERE ELSE
LEIA: Han! I miss you!
SOMEWHERE ELSE, AGAIN
XIZOR: Hi. I'm a big, strong, green, sexy guy. And I'm evil!
VADER: (secretly) I hate you.
ELSEWHERE, SOME TIME LATER
LUKE: This lightsaber had better work, or I'm as dead as Ben...
LATER STILL
LUKE: (running away from bandits) Why do these guys want to kill me? I'm only the last hope remaining for the Rebel Alliance and wanted by two of the most evil people in the galaxy!!
AGAIN, EVEN LATER, SOMEWHERE ELSE
LEIA: Let's go cozy up with the most evil crime guy ever so I can find out who is trying to kill Luke, even though he'll probably do it himself!
LANDO: Bad idea.
CHEWIE: (translated) Bad idea.
LEIA: Ah, come on, it'll be fun!
LANDO: Fine.
SOMEWHERE ELSE, SOMETIME LATER
XIZOR: Leia, you will like me!
LEIA: I like you!
XIZOR: Now, remove your clothes!
LEIA: No, you big, green freak!
//Leia kicks Xizor in the balls.
//Luke is being chased all over the galaxy.
//Luke, Lando, and Dash go to Coruscant, break into Xizor's palace, and rescue Leia.
//Luke finally manages to beat someone without his lightsaber.
//Xizor dies.
//Dash "dies".
//No one else dies.
//ROTJ starts .
The End
X-WING: ROGUE SQUADRON - courtesy of Iron_Fist
CORRAN: I'm a fighter jock, and I'm the best!
WEDGE: You're good, but you're no Luke Skywalker
CORRAN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
MIRAX: I hate you, Horn, because your father hated my father. Wait, that doesn't make sense. Er...I like you, Horn!
CORRAN: Er...right...
//People die.
//Things explode.
//Bothans perish. (YESSSSSSS!!!)
Rogue Squadron survives (as always), the enemy is vaped, and the X-Wings rule!
the end
I, Jedi - courtesy of Zebra3
Corran: I am the uber-man!
The End
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