Wedge: New pilots!
Shalla: Hi!
Dia: Hi! I'm colder than Hoth, but give me time!
Castin: I'm a whiny punk!
Gara/Lara: I'm going to betray the Wraiths!
Later:
Wedge: We're all going to be Pirates!
Face: Cool! *gets the burn makeup*
Wes: Meet Lt. Kettch!
Ton: I'm going to get drunk and have two big dramatic moments. *dies*
Castin: I'm going to disobey orders! *gets killed*
Dia: I'm very messed in the head, but I get better! *hugs Face*
Face: I'm sad that Ton's dead, but...Go me!
Gara/Lara: I don't know what to do! I'm going to help the good guys win!
Zsinj: I'm going to steal an SSD.
Face: We'll help you...
Zsinj: What the stang?! I've been tricked!
Han: Kiss my Woo- Oh, wait! Next book, sorry.
Wedge: I'm a flying Ewok!
Zsinj: I survive to fight another day, gathering junk for no apparent purpose!
Face: I lose my scar!
The End
R.I.P. Ton Phanan: Pilot, Wit, and Superior Intellect. *bows head in respect*
X-WING: WEDGE'S GAMBLE - courtesy of Iron_Fist
WEDGE: Right. We're all going into Coruscant - the most heavily-fortified planet the Empire has - and we're supposed to take it down. Yes, that's 12 against a few trillion billion.
ROGUES: Cool beans.
CORRAN: Tycho, I know you're a traitor, and I'm going to find you out!
TYCHO: I have nothing to fear.
PASH: (to himself) Hmm...better not let Dad hear this...
CORRAN: Help me, help me! I'm not much of a fighter jock now that I have no control...
MIRAX: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
AIREN CRACKEN: Tycho's a traitor.
WEDGE: Great. Corran's dead, and Tycho's in jail. What's next, an SSD erupting from the surface of Coruscant?
the end
X-Wing: The Krytos Trap - courtesy of mrslush50
Tycho: I didn't do it.
Iella: Yes, you did.
Wedge: No, he didn't.
Cracken: Yes, he did. *cough*Nohedidn't*cough*
*boring Grisham stuff*
Corran: I'm upside down!
Mirax: Corran's dead. I shouldn't care, but I do.
Erisi: Corran's dead. I don't really care, but I'm pretending like I do.
*more boring trial stuff*
Corran: Hi, everybody![/Dr.Nick]
Everybody: Hi, Corran!
Erisi: Bye, Corran!
THE END
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