*Wedge's fleet chases after the Darksaber, but it destroys itself before they can get to it*
WEDGE: Aw, nuts! That was no fun!
WES: You want fun? Okay, I -
WEDGE: Wes, you're not in this book, either.
WES: Oh, sorry.
*Callista boards the Knight Hammer and ruins Daala's toy*
DAALA: Oh, fudge. Why do the Jedi keep ruining my fun? *pouts*
*Catfight ensues*
*Luke watches the Knight Hammer plunge into the gas giant Yavin*
LUKE: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Lemelisk is captured by Wedge's fleet and reunited with Qwi Xux*
QWI: You lied to me, Lemelisk! You never told me our weapons would be used for such death and destruction!
LEMELISK: Qwi, you were always so brilliant...but in other ways, you managed to be incredibly dense.
*Wedge's blood pressure rises*
WEDGE: Get him out of here!
LEMELISK: Ah, well. If you're going to execute me, just make sure you do it right this time.
*Callista sends Luke a message*
CALLISTA: Luke, I'm not dead. But I'm not coming back to you. Not yet. I need some time alone.
LUKE: *sings to himself* Love will lead you back...
fin
Shatterpoint - courtesy of Katana_Geldar
*Mace, Yoda and Palps are in Palps' office*
Palps: We have a message from Depa.
Depa's message: I dunno what I've been smoking, Mace, but I'm starting to go a little nuts.
*Mace arrives on Haruun Kal and meets Nick Rostu*
Mace: So Depa ordered you to escort me to her?
Nick: Escort? Are you crazy, Windu?! You're a package.
*There's a lot of fighting, roasting and people killing each other. Kar Vastor arrives*
Mace: This planet ain't big enough for the two of us; get off by sunset.
*Kar owns Mace*
Mace: Hey, uh, I didn't really mean that, you know?
*More fighting, roasting, and killing. Depa and Kar then go nuts*
Geptun: Master Windu? Have we won?
Mace: I seem to be the last one standing.
the end
THE HAND OF THRAWN duology - courtesy of lexu
Mara: Wait, I crashed? But I'm always the uber-capable, multi-talented character...Wait. #$*%, I feel a plot coming on.
Luke: *avoids seeing Mara bathe in the river*
Audience: Oh, for *$@^'s sake, get it on already!
Crazy Force Bats: "......."
Thrawn: Me, again? Jeez, can't you think of-
Zahn: Silence!
Luke: Marry me?
Mara: ...Eh, I guess I haven't got much else going on. Sure.
*Things blow up*
Chiss: We're mysterious.
THE END
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