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There used to be an after hours club in Orlando where all of us musicians, not to mention a lot of yummy cocktail waitresses, would go when we got off work. These were the days before everybody had a computer (the dark ages....hehe). There were arcade type games there that, since I was there every night, I got pretty good at. Click on "ME" to download some old ones (free) that are as good as they were then

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Ok. Now you get to see a little insert that's all about me. Aren't you excited....hey, it's my page so I gotta right

I was born in Phil. Pa.....parents travelled around a lot... dad trying to find his forturne.....he found it in Florida......I became a musician at a very early age.....went on the road... learned to play alto, tenor, saprano, baritone sax, flute, clarinet, trumpet, trombone, banjo, bass guitar, drums, keyboards...learned to sing pretty good...did a lot of stand-up comedy......played night clubs and cruise ships...got married to Marie.... then to Jan.... then to Irene.... then to PJ (probably shoulda kept at least one of them..oh well)..... had some children...became a pilot...a pretty good photographer....studied a lot of martial arts (long time ago).......got a ham radio license (KC4YXO)......learned a lot about computers....made a lot of money (in music and comedy.., not computers).... blew every dime I ever made on "Cigarettes And Whisky And Wild Wild Women" (old song) ... and just partied big time all my life....(well, a lot of it) ....and generally, found a way to make everything I did fun...and I still feel the same way that I always have about life...."If you can't make it fun, don't do it."

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A LITTLE HUMOR (very little)

Next time you're at the check-out counter, ask the clerk, "Is this enough toilet paper for this amount of groceries?" If she asks, "Do you want a bag?" Say, "Oh, I don't know, can you cook?" If the officer ask you where you're going in such a hurry, never say, "Your House." Women can do things men can't do,...... nag, bitch, ovulate..... Why don't convenience stores sell ski masks? No, I never cheated on my wives. I had post-nuptial reversions Men don't live longer than women.....it just seems longer

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My favorite joke: 911 Operator:   This is 911 Emergency Voice on phone:   My friend and I are out hunting. He just collapsed. I think he's dead. 911 Operator:   Stay calm. First, make sure he's dead. Voice on phone:   Wait a minute. (sound of gunshot). Ok, now what?

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