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| The boss and his secretary were out for a meal together, after a lengthy but delicious dinner, the bill arrived, the boss picked it up. "I insist we go dutch." said the secretary immediately. "You pay for the food and the wine and the rest of the evening will be on me." |
| I should have attended a map reading class last night but, I couldn't find it... |
| When I was at school, my teacher said to me, "Keith, youv'e got the brains of a idiot." I said "Do you want them back.?" |
| I went to see a clairvoyant today to book a appointment for a reading next wednesday, he said "The world ends tomorrow." I said " Could you see me tonight then.?" |
| STRANGE BUT TRUE FACT...1. Two men in swimming trunks raided a store in Melbourne, Australia. waving pistols at the staff. one woman store assistant said later, "We thought they were well endowed until they pulled out their guns."... |
| I bumped into my doctor in the street today and, he said to me, "Hello Keith, I haven't seen you for a while." I said, "No, I've been bad a lot." |
| A frail old man of 87 went to see his doctor,and after a agonising 2 hour walk to the surgery, followed by over a hour's wait in the waiting room he finally saw his doctor and in a state of extreme pain he said, "Doctor, when I bent over it really hurts." "Well don't do it." replied the doctor.... Next,,,,,, |
| A retired factory owner and his wife lived on a large estate near Henley-in-Arden, looked after by several servants. However, when the stock market slumped, the old man realised that he would have to cut back on spending. "Now we need to get rid of some of the staff I'm afraid, dear," he said to his wife, "Now I can't lose my butler, my valet and my chauffeur, but if you could take up cooking again we could get rid of your kitchen maid." "Oh yes, dear," she replied, a little narked by his selfishness, "and if you were to take up bonking again, we could get rid of the gardener." |
| STRANGE BUT TRUE FACT...2. A 12 year old boy drowned in a river in Henan province, China, while a group of men argued with his father - who couldn't swim- about how much money they'd be paided to rescue the child. |
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| "You still writing on my bloody wall" ... |