| Hey, let's have a laugh... |
| Father, "Yes, son, I am a self made man." Son, "That's what I like about you, dad, you take the blame for everything." |
| A kleptomaniac went to the doctor to see if he could cure him of stealing. The doc listened carefully and then said, "Try this new drug that has just come out. If it doesn't work, I could do with a new telly." |
| Paddy was in court for speeding when the judge asked, "Paddy, will you take 30 days in jail or $300.?" "That's easy," said Paddy. " I'll take the money." |
| Did you hear about Quasimodo, He stormed out at lunch, but there's a hunch he will be back |
| Strange but true fact 6. Theives, broke into a warehouse in Perth, Australia, and got away with 300 burglar alarms. |
| Strange but true fact 7. A naked couple were enjoying sex in the missonary position in the sand dunes at Cedar Beach, Long Island, when a four ton truck drove over them, Amazingly they escaped unhurt, but the man had tyre imprints on his bum for days aftrwards. It was in fact the softness of the sand that had saved them. |
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| Some phrases to help understand Korean... 1. It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim... 2. Your body odour is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu... 3. I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat... |
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| O.k. if you wanna ruin my wall .. goe on then... bloody pests... |
| aah so, japanese |