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-Nation Founded: 13th of April 1991 Paa gutterommet i Vardeveien 44
-Type of Government: Monarchy-Republic
-Head-of-State: His Majesty King Joseph
-Capital: No Capital, official institutions as evenly spread out within the interior
-Currency: 1 Rebel Dollar (R$) = 100 Rebel Cents (Rcent) = 12 NOK
-Population: 24,657 people
-Coat-of-Arms:
Large (Royal) Arms: A
Rearing golden Stallion on a deep blue crowned crest. Small Arms: A
Gallopping golden stallion on a deep blue crest.
-Flag:
1+1+1+1 x 4+2+4
-National Anthem: The Homeland in Me
-National Symbols: The golden Stallion, The silver five-pointed star
-Armed Forces: The Army est. 15th of April 1991, the backbone and the cord of the Nation.
-Official Days of Flagging: 13th of April; Independence day
11th of April; Husband's Day
-Highest Peak: RamRidge Peak, 140meters
-Longest River: Norcheme River 6km
-Largest Lake: Lake Bothner
13 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
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1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun. |
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2. You can trade a .44 for two .22's. |
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3. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road. |
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4. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it. |
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5. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. |
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6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo. |
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7. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. |
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8. Handguns function normally every day of the month. |
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9. A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?" |
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10. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it. |
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11. You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without having problems. |
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12. A handgun doesn't care how big your trigger finger is. |
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13. A handgun won't tell all of its friends if you are a "little fast on the trigger"... |