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Seth Green as Scott Evil
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Austin Powers
International Man of Mystery & The Spy Who Shagged Me
 ihateyou.wav
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Dr. Evil: Hello, Scott.
Scott: Hi.
Dr. Evil: I'm your father, Dr. Evil.
Scott: I haven't seen you my whole life and now you come back and just
expect a relationship? Hmph. I hate you.
helloeb.wav
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Scott: Hello everybody.
justmet.wav (175k)
Group Leader: So, Scott, why don't we start with you. What brings you
here with us today?
Scott: Well, I just really met my dad for the first time five days ago.
Dr. Evil: I was partially frozen his whole life.
Group Leader: That is beautiful that you can admit to that.
familyb.wav
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Scott: He comes back and-and now he wants me to take over the family
business.
Dr. Evil: But Scott, who's going to take over the world when I die?
evilzoo.wav
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Group Leader: So, what do you want to do, Scott?
Scott: I don't know, I was thinkin' I like animals . . . maybe I'd be a
vet.
Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
Scott: No, maybe like work in a petting zoo.
Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?
Scott: YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!
tokillme.wav
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Scott: I just think, like, he hates me. I really thinks he wants to kill
me.
Group Leader: Now Scott, we don't want to kill each other in here. We
might say that we do sometimes but we really don't.
Group laughs.
Dr. Evil: Actually, the boy is quite astute, I really am trying to kill
him but so far unsuccessfully, he's quite wiley like his old man.
howday.wav
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Dr. Evil: How was your day?
Scott: Well, my friend, Sweet Jay, took me to that video arcade in town,
right. And they don't speak English there so Jay got into a fight and he's all,
'Hey stop hassling me cause I don't speak French or whatever.' And then the guy
says something in Paris talk and I'm like, 'Just back off!' and they're all,
'Get out!' and we're like, 'Make me!' It was cool.
justshot.wav
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Scott: Why don't you just shot them now? I mean, I'll go get a gun, we'll
shoot them together. It'll be fun. Bang. Dead. Done.
Dr. Evil: One more peep out of you and you are grounded Mister and I am
not joking.
killscot.wav
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Dr. Evil: Kill the little bastard, see what I care.
Scott: But dad, we just had a breakthrough in group.
Dr. Evil: I had the group liquidated, you little shit. They were
insolent.
nevrborn.wav
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Scott: I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in
a lab!
Dr. Evil: Oh Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that, honestly.
Austin Powers
The Spy Who Shagged Me
todaystopic.wav
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Jerry Springer: If you've just joined us, today's topic is, "My
Father is Evil and He Wants to Take Over the World".
aboutdad.wav
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Jerry Springer: Hi Scott, nice to have you with us.
Scott: Thanks Jerry.
Jerry Springer: Tell us about your father.
Scott: Um... My dad is the head of a world wide evil organization with
aspirations of world domination.
[audience boos.]
Jerry Springer: Wow, pretty serious stuff.
wheredad.wav
(266k)
Jerry Springer: Where is he now?
Scott: Um, he's like cryogenically frozen, orbiting the earth or
something.
Jerry Springer: That's what you think but we have a surprise for you
Scott. Ok, lets bring out Scott's father, Dr. Evil.
howcouldu.wav
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Dr. Evil: Hello Scott. Daddy's back.
Scott: How could you do this to me on national television?!
Dr. Evil: Well throw me a fricken bone here, Scott.
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