 Seth Green as Chris Griffin
in
The Family Guy
"A Picture is Worth a 1000 Bucks"
moocow.wav (272k)
Chris: Don't be depressed Dad. Here I made you a present.
Brian: My god, it's good, really good.
Chris: It is partly an expression of my teenage angst but mostly it's a
moo cow.
sellsoul.wav (327k)
Lois: Go ahead, Peter, and make a wish.
Peter: I'd sell my soul to be famous!
Devil: Ump, I've got a live one, Peter Griffin.
Devil's Assistant: Sorry Chief, seems he's already sold his soul in 1976
for Beegies tickets. Oh and again in 1981 for half a Mallomar.
(Seth is playing double duty as the Devil's assistant...)
homeless.wav (223k)
Peter: Hey waiter, the name's Peter Griffin. My son here is going to be
the best thing to happen to New York since Mayor Giuliani had all the homeless
people secretly killed.
Chris: And all I got to do is paint.
toastny.wav (212k)
Minotti: Let's take this Rhode Island lump of clay and turn it into the
toast of New York.
Chris: Hahaha, I love toast!
Minotti: Cut it short and tint it green, the color of money.
Chris: And boogers.
greatartist.wav (238k)
Minotti: Mr. Griffin, he's going to be a great artist. He now belongs to
the public.
Chris: And apparently, I'm dating Kate Moss. Oh, and don't say anything
bad about her cause she might be here right now.
notart.wav (284kb)
[fanfare] Critic: Hey, that's not art! Amateur!
Chris: Hey, that's my dad. Except for that one, that's my dad if he were
a cat.
mooch.wav (95kb)
Chris: Dad, I'm sorry I'm not going to be a famous artist you can mooch
off of.
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