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Too many quotes for one page... so they've overflowed into two pages. This page contains the newest, the freshest, and possibly the weirdest quotes from all sorts of places. We don't know where all of them come from, but we do know that we didn't come up with them... sadly. If you want to go back to the first page of Bizarre Quotes, just click the link below or at the bottom of the page |
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Dear god, stop! Take me back to page 1! <<
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"I blame my parents" |
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"You can never have enough friends or alibis" |
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"If you start all depressed, everything is kind of a pleasant surprise" |
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"Does your little mind ever get lonely in your big head?" |
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"You non-conformists are all alike!" |
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"The fact that no-one understands you does not mean you're an artist" |
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"I live in my own little world...but it's ok...they know me here" |
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"Sarcasm: yeah that'll work" |
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"I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people" |
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"Rock is dead. Long live paper 'n' scissors!" |
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"Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me" |
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"Let's try it my way. Then, we can try it my way" |
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"A pirate's life for me!" |
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"The flying hamster of doom rains coconuts on your pitiful city!" |
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"Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it" |
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"One by one the penguins steal my sanity" |
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"Kiss me, I'm a pirate!" |
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"I know how you feel. I just don't care" |
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"Stop following me. I don't know where I'm going" |
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"Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak and plotting my demise" |
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"Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!" |
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"I didn't say it was your fault. I said I'm going to blame you" |
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"Oh crap, you're gonna try and cheer me up, aren't you?" |
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"Stupidity should be painful" |
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"I poke badgers with spoons!" |
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This is all there is, so far. Click the link to go back to page 1 << |
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This page updated 2004-05-01 by Blue |
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