|Little Girl's Dream . . .
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said,
"All I want out of life is four little animals."
The teacher asked, "Really, and what four little animals would that be, princess?"
The little girl said "A mink on my back,
a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass to pay for all of it".
The Teacher nearly fainted.