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| Beaten, Starving Disney Employee Glad You Like Your Mouse Hat By Master Justin |
| BANGLADESH—Disney factory employee Rahila Ganjia, 12, is very glad that you like your new Mickey Mouse hat. “I put a lot of effort into making your hat,” Ganjia said earnestly before tearing most of the skin off her index finger, getting it caught in the machinery as she worked hard to meet quota. “Oh, darn, not again.” Ganjia works at one of Disney’s many Bangladeshi-based plants where the Disney merchandise worn and loved the world over is produced. “All in all I like my job,” Ganjia said brightly. “It’s better than the labor gangs and sometimes I can actually afford some meat!” Ganjia then had to leave to take part in her fifteen-minute lunch break. “We are very proud to say we work for Walt Disney’s company,” said Kril Gorhaila, one of the shift managers, as he savagely battered 14 year old Sonia Jalisia for making an improper stitch. “We all take pride in the work we do here, and all for fifteen cents per worker!” “I am so tired,” said Ganjia after the end of her eighteen-hour work day—she has forced overtime this week. “But it is not so bad. I get five hours of sleep, and that is better than my last job.” Ganjia as of now has nothing planned for when she reaches her mid-20s and is fired to make room for younger workers. “I am glad to be a part of making American children happy,” she said, bandaging what remained of her finger. |
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