Orphan2

Harvey in drag! Orphaned by Adonia

okay...here ya go...it's a good little piece. I hope he finds a good home. <sniff> Take good care of him. He doesn't even have a name, but I promise he'll be good to anyone who takes him.

Harvey sat in Nash’s Office with a pathetic look on his face and began to whine.

"There is no way I am doing this Nash! No way in Hell."

"Come on Bubba, think of it as a learning experience." Nash tried to hide his laughter but was unsuccessful. Evan and Joe quietly joined in.

"This is not funny man. I am not doing this." Harvey knew it was useless to argue, because he would end up going though with it anyway, but he felt compelled to make it known that he was complying under duress. He shrugged his shoulders, and Nash knew that meant he would do it.

"Thanks Harv. I’ll never ask you do this again I swear." He said with a half smile on his face. Holding back the laughter was becoming almost unbearable for everyone in the room. Finally Evan stood up.

"Well...you know you are the one that said you’d try anything once." Evan commented as he snickered to himself. Grabbing a pen from Nash’s desk, Harvey launched it towards his head as Evan made an exit.

"I cannot believe you got me to do this."

"Trust me Harv, it won’t be that bad."

Harvey breathed a heavy sigh as he got up and walked out of Nash’s office. As he exited the office, he noticed half the room staring in his direction, and he knew that Evan had already spread the word. Making his way to his desk he eyed Evan and gave him a angry look, as Evan grinned back with his devilish smile.

"Come on Harv, I couldn’t resist." he said with a slight chuckle. "anyway bro, you all got to see me in a dress, so what’s the big deal?" Throwing his hands in the air, Harvey got up and walked away. Evan looked around the room and then quietly commented "Was it something I said?"

***

Later that afternoon Harvey got to the surveillance van and gave a look of horror at the outfit he would have to wear for the next few hours. Lifting the plastic film off the dress and wig, he couldn’t help but let a slight smile come over his face as he began to chuckle to himself. In all the years he had been with on the force, this was going to qualify as one of his more embarrassing moments. He would definitely have to find a good way to get them all back for this, but he had plenty of time to come with his payback. Slowly he began to put on the attire when he was interrupted by Joe and Rachel entering the van.

"Don’t say a word. Not one single word. Do you hear me?"

They both began snickering, as they shook their heads in agreement with his question. They turned around and waited until he was finished, and did their best not to laugh at all the grumbling he was doing as he put on the rest of the outfit on. When they turned around, Rachel couldn’t contain her laughter as she eyed the Harvey adjusting his breast pads. At this point even Harvey had to laugh as see saw a glimpse of himself in one of the monitors. The large, gray-haired figure staring back at him made him think of his grandmother, and his laughter grew.

"My mother would be so proud to see me right now." He commented as he headed for the door.

"Yes she would Harv, you’ve grown into such a lovely young woman." Joe threw in as Harvey made his exit. Evan was waiting outside for him as he came out of the van.

"Let me help you there Grams." he let out a slight chuckle as he took Harvey’s arm. I truly must be in Hell right now he thought as he looked back at his partner.

They walked to Evan’s truck, and then got in. They made the drive to the bingo hall in silence. Harvey was going over the setup in his head when Evan decided to speak. "Look man, I know you are a little embarrassed about this, but it really isn’t that bad."

The fact that he had said this totally straight faced, made Harvey smile. "What?" Evan said noticing the slight grin on his face.

"Nothing at all, I have to smile or I feel like this make-up is going to slide off." They both let out a long laugh. Evan nearly missed the entrance to the bingo hall for all their laughing, and spun in with a sharp right turn slamming Harvey into the side window.

"Dammit man what are you doing?" He yelled.

"Sorry man I almost missed the turn." Angrily Harvey unbuckled himself and started to get out of the car. Evan followed suit and went around to Harvey’s side to get the door. He swung his purse at him as Evan came around the door. Evan started to speak and then noticed that there was a crown of people gathered around to see what was going on between this young man and elderly woman. Harvey also noticed this as they began to argue.

"You don’t have to drive so fast Ev."

"Mom I am sorry, I didn’t want to miss the entrance."

"You just wanted to get me out the truck as fast as possible so you could go get back to your angry wife and those monsters you call children!"

"I don’t have to take this mom. Just go play your damn bingo and I’ll be back to get you later."

"Don’t use that tone of voice with me young man." Their bantering went on for a few minutes until an older gentleman stepped in and offered to escort Harvey in the building. The arguing ceased and Harvey went inside as Evan went back around the truck. He got back in his truck and drove a few blocks before he had to pull over so as not to wreck his truck at the thought of Harvey walking arm in arm with a man old enough to be his father.

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