Mount Hua Tournament II
It has been 25 years since the last Mount Hua Kungfu Tournament. The winners of the previous tournament have each gone their ways. Yang Guo went into seclusion with his wife. Duo and Wufei try to keep their Gundams hidden from weapons inspectors. Orgrim Doomhammer fell in battle during the liberation of one of the Orc internment camps. Monkey spends his days wandering around having fun and playing pranks on people.      25 years. Now a new generation of warriors climb Mount Hua to find out who is the greatest of all fighters. Let the games begin!!!
Round 1 1. Guan Yu, Chinese war god vs Ares, Greek god of war (and a real bully) A battle of war gods(as if you couldn't tell) 2. Thrall, Warchief of the Orcish Horde, vs Link, master swordsman of Hyrule A battle of fantasy game characters 3. Crackman, stick figure with AK-47, vs Samus, bounty hunter A battle of gunman (and woman) 4. Balrog, Shadaloo agent who boxes, vs Hwoarang, Korean ex-soldier and Taekwondo practitioner A battle of fists vs leg 5. Morpheus, big baller from the Matrix, vs XiaoXiao, ass-kicking stick figure A battle of Matrices and kungfu 6. Heavyarms Custom, piloted by Trowa Barton, vs an Atlas Battlemech, piloted by a Ghost Bear A battle of heavy weaponry 7. Dhalsim, Yoga master, vs Chrome Dome, robot with extendable arms A battle of original vs rip-off 8. Tarzan, man-ape vs Donkey Kong, big f*ing gorilla A battle of man and beast 9. Monkey/Sun Wukong, past winner of Mount Hua, vs Superman, Man of Steel A battle of blood and iron 10. Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, vs Optimus Primal, leader of the Maximals Um...yeah 11. T-101, a.k.a. Terminator, vs Robocop, badass robot cop A battle of androids and guns 12. Mai Shirouni, Queen of Bounciness, vs Chun Li, Street Fighter A battle every man wants to see 13. Leonardo, leader of the Ninja Turtles, vs Ryu, Shotokan master A battle of Japanese bushido 14. Imperius Dictatio, Warlord Titan, vs Omega Supreme, Autobot champion A battle of big robots 15. Zangief, the Red Cyclone, vs Mini-Me, 1/8 sized clone A battle of opposites 16. Gambit, coolest X-man ever, vs Captain Falcon, F-Zero X racer A battle that I thought up to fill the quota 17. Samanosuke, the guy from Onimusha, vs Kirby, pink cream puff Running out of ideas 18. Duan Yu, guy from Tian Long Ba Bu, vs Bowser, big fire breathing dinosaur Isn't "just a battle" good enough for you? 19. Kaede, hot ninja from Onimusha, vs Master Pimp, pimp from PimpQuest (if you haven't heard of it, you should) A battle of non-cosmic proportions 20. Wufei, past winner of Mount Hua, piloting Altron, vs