Stupid Things I've Done
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Here is a list of really stupid things I've done. I have 8 so far but more are sure to come!
(1)Set off Alarm
(2)Microwave a Capri Sun
(3)Jump Out a Window
(4)Redecorate my Dad's House
(5)Fall Off a Soccer Net
(6)Kick Random Boys
(7)Attack my Lifeguard
(8)Get Peed on by a Frog
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(1) My dad had just bought his house.  He was in Russia, and my mom, my friend and me went over there to drop off some boxes.  We were in the hallway about to leave.  It was dark and I needed to find my shoes, so I hit what I thought was the light - it was a round red button (my logic 2 years later - light buttons are NOT RED!). Obviously, it wasn't the light - it was actually the alarm! It just kept going off and wouldn't shut up for a while.  It was so LOUD, and all we could do was stand there and wait for it to shut up.  We left when it finally stopped. While we were going back to the apartment, we saw a police car going the other way!
(2) I froze a Capri Sun to make a slushie, and it was  way too frozen to even open. I didn't feel like banging it against my porch (which doesn't work, anyway!) so I had a temporary mental block and stuck it in the microwave! It made a weird humming noise, turned blue, and two squiggly blue lines ran from the sides of the microwave to the Capri Sun. Amazingly, it didn't break, but I was afraid to touch it for a while after that.
(3) My friend was sleeping over.  The next morning, we went in the office, which had a window, and closed the door so we could go on the computer and blast the music.  My dad went out for a bit, and we didn't hear him open the door when he came back.  A little later, we heard something drop in the kitchen.  I called, "Dad?" but he didn't answer because he didn't hear us.  My friend, with her great imagination, was getting freaked out and saying how someone broke into the house.  She had already opened the window for us to climb out to safety. We locked the door and went for the window. The screen was attached, but it came off easily. There were bushes outside the window, and I didn't jump far enough so I also ended up breaking the basement cover because I landed on it. Can you imagine being in the basement and suddenly seeing a foot go through the ceiling? Well, we were barefoot and in pajamas, which happened to be shorts and T shirts (in the middle of winter!) I thought we would have to knock for my neighbors barefoot to ask to use their phone, but we realized that my dad's car was parked in front and we just hadn't heard him come in, so we just knocked on the front door. The funnest part was probably having to go back in through the window to unlock the office door!
(4) My friend was over, and we got pretty bored. My dad had rocks in the front yard. They were stacked about 6 rocks high. Well, one of the rocks at the bottom was all shiny, and my science teacher, being the nut that he was, told me to bring it in because it might have been mica or something. He obviously never tried to pick up a decorative rock! They were soo heavy. We spent the henxt half hour taking off all the rocks to try and get to the bottom one.  We almost got it, but a couple of the more stubborn rocks would not budge, so we gave up. The really hard part was putting everything back the way it was before! We had no clue how the rocks went, and in the end it looked quite messed up. Also, one of the rocks wouldn't fit anywhere, so we ended up simply hiding it in the backyard. To this day, I don't think my dad found out because I think I would be in at least some kind of trouble.
(5) My dad and I were at the park, and we played soccer for a little bit. We were getting ready to go home, and I wanted to climb the soccer net seeing as how there wasn't anybody around and it looked fun. So I started climbing it from the back. I got pretty far, when I noticed that the net was only attached to the metal frame by duct tape, and that was beginning to rip! Not wanting to fall down and break something, I turned around and tried to slide down, but ended up going head first and doing a kind of flip on the ground. Somehow, I walked off without a concussion.
(6).This guy from my bus was walking in front of me in the hallway (or so I thought). I started kicking the back of his shoe to get him to turn around, and he did.. except it wasn't him. I managed a "sorry, thought you were someone else" through my giggles, and he turned around again, obviously laughing. He was walking quite slowly, but I didn't dare pass him because maybe, he would forget what I looked like if I ever had to run into him again!
(7)My friend and I were at the pool talking to my lifeguard. He was throwing crackers at us, and then my friend threw me his water bottle. I had another one of those temporary m ental blocks and threw the water bottle at him, since that was the first thing that landed in my hands. Well, it hit him, and a water bottle is NOT a cracker! We started apologizing, but we ended up going home pretty quick, just in case. Lucky for me, he didn't hold a grudge.
(8) I was outside with my mom, and I saw a cute little frog.  I picked him up and was petting and holding him for a while, when I suddenly felt something wet on my hand. Since it was coming from the frog, it was probably pee! I was pretty amazed by how much such a little frog could pee. Without thinking, I started shaking him loose from my hand. Whatever the frog emitted went flying everywhere, including on my face! I hope I didn't hurt the frog when I dropped him, but at that moment all I could think was "Must.. wash.. hands.. a lot!"