Will The Excitement Never Cease?
"Get off my drink"--Sarah, talking to me. (is it just me or does this make her sound like a drunkard?)
"I think I would completely defeat the purpose of a vegan muffin, cuz I'd slather it in butter."--My mom, on why she could never never make vegan muffins.
"Do you have closet problems? Do you need help?"--The weirdest commercial Adrienne and I have ever seen. What in the name of Havok is a closet problem?
"America stands for liberty, for the pursuita happiness and for the unalieinalienable right of life"--George W. Bush. I wonder what "unalieinalienable" means?
"See, without the tax relief package, there would have been a deficit, but there wouldn't have been the comm--commiserate--the, the, the, the, not commiserate--the, the, the--kick to our economy that occurred as a result of the tax relief."--George W. Bush. Um....I'd like to ask if he knows what he's talking about!