| The Ninja Monkey Competitive Drinking Team Official Roster |
| Captain: Ninja Monkey Posh Drink: Captain Morgan Achilles Heel: Unknown Function: Choose team line-up, plays, and strategies Suggests: Springbok Assistant Captain: Papio Sphynx Drink: Red Stripe Achilles Heel: Gravity Function: Assist Captain Posh, keep NMB awake Suggests: Yellow Tail Wine Pitcher: Ninja Monkey Code Drink: Guinness Achilles Heel: Budweiser Function: Keep the alcohol flowing Suggests: Blue Moon First Baseman: The Aye Aye Drink: Cherry Wheat Achilles Heel: Jagermeister Function: Make the team giggle Suggests: PBR Second Baseman: Ninja Monkey Green Drink: Southern Comfort Achilles Heel: Men Function: Prevent opposing team from scoring Suggests: Sour Apple Martinis Third Baseman: The Dark Monkey Drink: Corona Achilles Heel: Gin Function: Pound anyone who gets past second base Suggests: Brooklyn Lager Right Fielder: Ninja Monkey Sunshine Drink: Vodka Achilles Heel: Too much vodka Function: Distract the boys Suggests: Watermelon Margaritas Left Fielder: Pixy Ninja Monkey Drink: Champagne Achilles Heel: Any Vodka Function: Catch stray drinks Suggets: Caipirinha Center Fielder: Q Drink: Tequilla Achilles Heel: Red Wine Function: Keep the party going Suggests: Mojito Short Stop: Ninja Monkey Blue Drink: Whiskey Achilles Heel: Sleepiness Function: Handle the hard liquor Suggests: Gin and (Raspeberry) Ginger Ale Coach: Ninja Monkey Red Drink: Gin Achilles Heel: Tequilla Function: Keep the team motivated! Suggests: Champagne with Kiwi Slices Alternate: Ninja Monkey Wave Drink: Hoegaarden Achilles Heel: Chinese Whiskey Function: Fill in for incapacitated team members Suggests: Bellevue Framboise |
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