You know you've been to Northern Tier if:
10. Every time you wash dishes at home, you make sure to boil the water for 5 minutes and add plenty of bleach.
9. You have a canoe for your dining room table.
8. Before you go to bed, you call around the house to gather all the smellables for the bearbag.
7. You have to listen to a CD called "The Sounds of Mosquitoes" to help you sleep.
6. Before you go to sleep, you get out your flashlight and search the walls and ceiling of your room for mosquitoes.
5. You go to take a bath and you ask yourself, "Do I have my wet boots or camp shoes on?"
4. You tell your friends you have to be home absolutely no later than 9:20pm to avoid the mosquitoes.
3. Before you leave for school, you make sure to double-line your backpack to keep your books dry.
2. You're the only one in the swimming pool who's wearing a PFD and jungle boots.
1. When you go out with your friends, instead of yelling "shotgun," you yell, "I've got trash (or duffer)!"
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