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| There is a new breed of crazy rockers emerging who call themselves "strokes fans". These Fans of the Strokes are subject to late night musings of "would i really grab Julian's arse and say; "hows my cuddly panda bear?!?" if i ever met him?", and questioning woes of "how come everyone knows me as 'crazy-strokes-person'?'" or the time you were fired for singing "Last Night" too loudly and detering customers (maybe that was just Leonie...). This is their story. And hey, i bet you have some pretty apeshit weird stories to tell me too! if you've ever asked yourself the question "do you think Albert would mind if i stole his shoes after i hug him so damn hard?" then you need to email me really fast and tell me all about it, and i'll put it on my site for the world to see how fuckin crazy you are. haha sounds like fun huh? so here we go, on your guided tour to crazy strokes fandom: >First stop, Jen Shepard, and delightfully pointless and musing essays on such heartfelt topics as what i would say to a stroke and, how to be known as the girl who likes the strokes new from Jen: why the world needs the strokes, and Fuck the media: the strokes are here to stay >Next stop; feeling outcast and alone coz you run down hallways yelling "run run ruuuuuuuun as fast as you can run as you can waaaaaaaalk"? does no one understand why you shout "is this IIIIIIIIIIIIIT?!?!?!?!" when something isn't satisfactory? you need some more friends who like the strokes. Here's Morgane to help. - How to meet fellow strokes fans new from Morgane - Albert Hammond Jnr and the fender strat, they save lives >Next stop; OBJECTIFY! yes, i think we've all proved that the strokes indeed rock our fucking balls of and that we're not teeny boppers. now lets remember our hormones and the large effect the strokes bedroom eyes and bed hair have on them, and embrace the teeny bopper within. "who gives a fuck if they're cute? it's about the fucking music!" bah - hehe thanks to Mellisa Kim (and "Ah! the strokes and all" for fan-fucking-tastic pictures) |
| oh maya says i'm lacking in depth. say i will do my best. you say you wanna stay my my side. darling you heads not right |
| tales from the underground world of stroke giddiness |
| oh when we was young oh when did we have fun always always promises they break before they're made sometimes sometimes |