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OFF THE RECORD, THE FOLLOWING ISN'T
MEANT TO BE A TRUE HISTORY OF OUR FRATERNITY, JUST A COLLECTION OF
HIGHLIGHTS, URBAN LEGENDS, AND INSIDE JOKES FOR THE ALUMNI AND THE
CURIOUS. THEREFORE, FOR REASONS BEYOND OUR IMMEDIATE CONTROL, HERE
IS AND ABRIDGED HISTORY OF THE GAMMA CHAPTER:
2004 SUMMER: GROWVER MOVES TO
OAHU TO TEACH DISHEVELED HAWAIIANS.
2003 FALL: BUFFY GETS SLAYED.
2003 JULY: PHELTCH RETURNS FROM 8 MONTHS COMBAT IN IRAQ.
2003 SPRING: THE AWAKENING
BEGINS AS THE KID GRADUATES.
2002 FALL: SNUGGLES, OOPS, FARVA
AND PHLETCH ALL LEGALLY BECOME NEW BROTHERS. WHERE'S MOOKUS? THE
CUTE ASS BASTARD GRADUATES.
2002 FALL: SKEETER AND ROKKO
MOVE INTO 128 FREDERICK STREET. THE PARTIES START UP AGAIN!
2002 SUMMER: GROWVER GRADUATES
AND MOVES TO NORTH CAROLINA TO TEACH DISHEVELED FIRST GRADERS.
2002 SPRING: WILLIZ MOVES TO
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA IN SEARCH OF A MEXICAN BRIDE.
2001 FALL: SKEETER BECOMES A
BROTHER. WILLIZ AND NELSUN GRADUATE, BARELY.
2001 SUMMER: PHELTCH JOINS THE
ARMY AND MOVES TO GEORGIA IN HOPES TO REGAIN HIS OLD PHYSICAL
APPEARANCE AS JUMPIN' JOE LEWIS.
2001 MAY: THE BROTHERS LOSE "THE
HOUSE" AS EVERYONE IS KICKED OUT OF 122/124 NORTH GEORGE STREET. THE
CAMPUS IS NEVER THE SAME AS STUDENTS BEGIN TO TALK OF DAYS PAST AT
THE OGO HOUSE. NICKSIN, WEDGE, JINJER, AND SPUNGE GRADUATE.
2001 SPRING: DOOFY GETS LAID,
BISKIT GETS NONE. THE DIRTY HARRIES CUT THEIR FIRST CD IN THE
BASEMENT OF 124. OGO WINS ANNUAL AIRBAND COMPETITION DURING GREEK
WEEK WITH DELTA ZETA.
2000 FALL: SNO, ROKKO, CONHER,
KORKY, AND SKRAPEE BECOME BROTHERS.
2000 FALL: FORMER GREEK LIFE
ADVISOR MS. STEPHANIE GOODELL LEAVES MU FOR THE BIG CITY. ALL MU
ORGANIZATIONS HOLD BACK TEARS. SARCASM OPENLY EXPRESSED.
2000 SUMMER: OTIS MOVES TO
COLORADO.
2000 SPRING: GIMP, WOODY, AND
OTIS GRADUATE. BABY SPUNGE!
2000 SPRING: OGO PLEDGE CLASS
BORN FEBRUARY 21 - DIES MARCH 5TH. WILLIZ IS DEVASTED.
1999 FALL: OGO WELCOMES DAVE "WEDJE"
NEMETH AND COREY "WRENULDS" PICKEL, THE TRANSFER FROM THE BETA
CHAPTER AT MORAVIAN. MERV IS THE BEST BRO WHILE KABBAGE HOGS! BURNS
AND PICKEL DESTROY EVERYTHING AT THE BRITANNIA.
1999 SUMMER: FENIX MOVES TO SIN
CITY WITH WEEHEE.
1999 APRIL: NICKSIN IS AWARDED
BEST BROTHER, HERBIE IS HOG.
1999 SPRING: BURNS, LASSIE, KOKO
AND ASTRO ARE NOW BROTHERS. PHELTCH! KIP MOVES TO VIRGINIA TO BECOME
A LUMBERJACK AND IS NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN. JINJER'S CAPE HATTERAS MOPED
BUSINESS FAILS MISERABLY.
1998 NOVEMBER: FENIX IS AWARDED
BEST BROTHER AND JOOSE WINS A T-SHIRT. YETI!
1998 OCTOBER: NICKSIN, KOTTUN,
AND NELSUN BECOME BROTHERS. SPECIAL THANKS TO THE GIRLS OF ALPHA
SIGMA TAU FOR HOSTING THE HELL NIGHT PARTY. HAIL JAEGER!
1998 SPRING: HERBIE AND WILLIZ
BECOME BROTHERS. AHH SHIT.
1998 MAY: SCAB GRADUATES MAGNA
CUM LAUDE WITH A DEGREE IN BUSINESS ACCOUNTING.
1997 DECEMBER: OGO THANKS ALL
GREEK LETTER ORGANIZATIONS WHO SUPPORTED US AT ALL GREEK COUNCIL.
1997 NOVEMBER: HELL NIGHT PARTY
IS A BLAST. THANKS TO XAT SORORITY FOR THE USE OF FACILITIES.
GROWVER AND JINJER GET IN. JINJER'S NOT WEARING A SHIRT THOUGH.
PENEE'S A JEW.
1997 FALL: STUWART'S SCHOOL OF
DOG OBEDIENCE IS FORMED AS JAEGER, THE GERMAN BARKING MACHINE MOVES
INTO 1736D.
1997 APRIL: JOOSE AND RUDEE
BECOME BROTHERS. OGO SWITCHES TO PLEDGE BANDANAS RATHER THAN PLEDGE
BERETS TO ACCOMMODATE THE SIZE OF PLEDGE RUDEE'S FOREHEAD.
1996 NOVEMBER: FENIX, STUWART,
MAINARD AND MOE ARE EVICTED FROM 19B FOR HAVING A HALLOWEEN COSTUME
PARTY. THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.
1996: ODEE MOVES TO CALIFORNIA,
FINDS EMPLOYMENT IN THE ADULT FILM INDUSTRY AND "BEVERLY HILLS
90210".
1996 SPRING: MOE IS STILL ALUMNI
SECRETARY. MAINARD, MERV, FLUFFY, SPUNGE, PENEE, AND THE GIMP BECOME
BROTHERS.
1995 MAY: BARENY MOVES TO UTAH.
1995: ELMER, KELP, AND MOE MOVE
OUT OF 14D BROOKWOOD ON THEIR OWN FREE WILL.
1992: THE TEN REMAINING BROTHERS
OF THE ONLY OTHER LOCAL FRATERNITY ON CAMPUS, GAMMA PI (PIG OR DIE),
ARE ABSORBED INTO OGO. THEY COME TO BE KNOWN AS THE WINTER 1992
PLEDGE CLASS. ALPHA, BETA, GAMMA, PI. AMEN.
1987: OGO BROTHERS CONTEMPLATE
GOING NATIONAL AS THETA CHI. THEY COME TO THEIR SENSES AND STAY
LOCAL.
MIDDLE 1980's: GREEK HOUSES ON
GEORGE STREET ARE CONDEMNED BY THE BOROUGH AND PURCHASED BY THE
UNIVERSITY.
EARLY 1980's: OG0 GOES NATIONAL
AS TAU KAPPA EPSILON (TKE). THEY OPPOSE ALL NATIONAL POLICIES AND
RETURN TO THE LOCAL TRADITION AS OGO.
1970's: THE DARK AGES OF OGO.
NOT MUCH IS KNOWN ABOUT THE BROTHERS FROM THIS DRUG INFESTED HIPPIE
ERA.
1966: OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZED BY
MILLERSVILLE STATE COLLEGE AS A FRATERNITY.
1965-1966: JAMES WALLACE PAUL
TRANSFERS FROM MORAVIAN COLLEGE AND FORMS THE GAMMA CHAPTER OF
OMICRON GAMMA OMEGA AT MILLERSVILLE WITH 9 OTHER CHARTER BROTHERS.
1921: THE BETA CHAPTER OF OGO IS
FORMED AT MORAVIAN COLLEGE.
1920: OMICRON GAMMA OMEGA IS
FORMED AT THE UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA.
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