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You missed your entrance. You were off the beat and you turned the wrong way.  You didn't smile and I think I heard a cuss word!
Me !!  That wasn't me!  That was MissStep.  You can't blame me for that !!
Too bad !  You're still responsible.  You should have controlled her.
No!  Get back, MissStep.  You're making a circle!  It's not supposed to be a circle!  It's supposed to be a straight line.
Last time you screwed up I got in trouble for not controlling you.  Get back in line or I'll swat you !!
It wasn't my fault !!  It was that stupid MissStep!   I did everything I could to control her!  It wasn't my fault !! 
Heh, heh, heh.
The Devil made me do it !
Argue, argue, argue!
Fuss, fuss,  fuss !!
Argue, argue, argue!
Fuss, fuss, fuss,
     fuss !!
What's that ?   You  want to go to lunch ? Great !  Where ?
Let's go to
'THE RESTAURANT'
We'll meet you there.
Where are we going?
Which location ? ?
I don't see them.
Where are they ? ?
I'm sure they'll be here in a little while .
You know, this is all YOUR fault.  You shouldn't have asked where we were going....You should have asked where PsychoPlunge WAS ! !