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Run to the back, but don't run!

Undefined plunge patterns executed in random fashion.

You idiots can't even hit the beat. 

A wrong step done with authority.

Boy, are we in trouble!


You don't have a chance of hitting it.

Your lines aren't straight.


Don't even ask!

Wait 'til you see what I've done to you in this show!

The show must go on.  You can go to the hospital later. 


To saunter off the stage during a performance. 

It's a lost cause.


You don't know that?  Plunge it anyway.

Who cares.  Quit complaining and do what I say

What a klutz!


You've been in this group for 22 years, you idiot, and you still don't know when to avoid stating the ovbious. 

I didn't see you.  Did you blow it? 
       (Standard Reply is:  Best I've ever done!)

The way you're plunging, there might not be. 


You morons are plunging three measures ahead of the beat.  
Glossary Of Terms            
Term
What It Really Means
Run to the back

Dancey-Dancey      

Listen to the music    

Interpretation              

Just keep plunging     
no matter what!

One beat intro.          

Plunging Machine,     
Suck it in!                   

Because I said so!      

Heh, heh, heh!    
       
If you fall down, get up
and continue plunging. 

Sautee                         

Samu, behave            
yourself!

Too Bad!                       

I'll double your pay.       

You're not executing   
that step properly.

(Sigh) Yes, Plunging
Machine, I know.

How did you do?          


Plunge like there        
is no tomorrow.

We were a little off
on that one.                     
                                           




Smoke in the Valley
Glossery of Terms
Better Known as Slipshod Shufflin'
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Plungers, new and old, soon learn that there are a number of euphemisims used in the interactions among the group.  Among some of the more frequently heard are the following;
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