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| NUMBSITOL - Plunger stress reducer. Works by relieving Toilet Bowl in the Sky Anxiety in Slipshod Shuffler and rendering her unconscious for up to 2 days. AUGMENTIN - Topical application for those Plungers who desire to be aesthetically enhanced. Much preferred to previously used Plunger Suction method. PLUNGAGRA (plun jag' ra) - Injectible stimulant taken prior to Plunging. Increases potency, duration, and number of SPS* possible. J A C K A S S P I R I N - Relieves headache caused by people who: 1, Ask if we “Let the young ones Plunge first.” 2. Block you into your parking place at church festivals. A N T I - T A L K S I D E N T - A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on any "Plunger" too eager to share our “what happens in the garage stays in the garage” secrets. F L I P I T O R - Increases life expectancy of Plungers by controlling Stage Rage and the urge to flip off inattentive and/or unappreciative audiences --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Screw-ups Per Second- See Golden Rules for Plunging # 19 |
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| Due to the unique nature of the the act of Plunging, research has found that there are also special problems that occur in its participants. Plunging research specialists suggest the following pharmaceuticals which have proven effective in the prophylaxis and/or remediation of some of these Plunging Plagues: |
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