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Serving America - One Possum At A Time! |
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Daddy!! HELP!!! |
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Extremely world famous Constitutional scholar Laurence Tribe, who calls 'em like he sees 'em. |
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Vice President Gore sends a message to the Florida State Legislature: "You gentlemen are severely testing my earnest commitment to an all encompassing bipartisanship that is badly needed for the healing of our sacred Democracy. Therefor I would like to suggest, and I’d like to suggest quite strenuously, that you reconsider your somewhat intemperate actions." (Translation for Smirk: "You assholes are so on my list.") |
Can't get to Florida to march with Jesse? Send a lawyer instead!
Contributions are being accepted for the legal battles against the Bush Brothers' Banana Hall Putsch!
ATTN: Recount Committee
c/o the Democratic National Committee
430 S. Capital St. S.E.
Washington, DC
20003
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This is my bestest friend ever, Jimmy. Jimmy showed me how to play Donkey Kong. Jimmy showed me how to watch Pokemon cartoons on the computer! Jimmy showed me how to make a secure online contribution to the Gore-Lieberman Recount Committee. Jimmy said if that dumb Gore guy and that dumb Lieberman guy get enough money, I will never have to do any of the really hard President stuff, like uniting the country and restoring faith in honest elections. I told Jimmy to give two million dollars. That sounds like a lot, but it was Jebbie's Visa card. |
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AL'S DAY IN DC UPDATE: The Last, Best Hope of the Free People of The United States, Joe and Tipper emerge from another super-secret Gore/Lieberman Administration transition meeting. (This is an interactive page! Hum the theme to the TV show "The Mod Squad" here!) They’ve been there, and back again. With a message for other kids: Don't Mess With The Will Of The People! |
Smirk Links! Visit links both comedic and serious about America's favorite Coke Snortin', Draft Dodgin' Granny Killer for Christ -- D. Dubya Smirk!
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Or Else They'll Steal Florida Right Out From Under The Smart Guy. Not Like There's Anything Fishy About That. Or Illegal. Nope. Nothing.