AN URGENT CALL TO
FLAPDOODLE READERS!!

Democrats.com, the first online community for all us 100 million Democrats, has sent out an urgent appeal for funds to help the with the lawsuit against GOP absentee ballot tampering in Seminole County. In Florida, this kind of nonsense is a felony - - and rightly so. If the legal precedents are followed, a victory in this vital case should cause thousands of absentee ballots to be disqualified, handing Al Gore the Presidency.

Democrats.com has just learned that depositions will be taken on Saturday and Monday in Tallahassee. They are in urgent need of funds to launch and manage a public relations campaign on behalf of this lawsuit, filed by Harry Jacobs, an Orlando-area attorney.

Click here to contribute to this vital cause


For more info, click here to see a copy of their appeal. (And if you don’t know about Democrats.com, you should definitely sign up for their news email!)




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THE POSSUM COUNTY DAILY FLAPDOODLE
Serving America - One Possum At A Time!

NO!! I WANT THE OLD JOKES!!! NOW!!!!

Just who's in charge here, anyway?
Dateline: December 1, 2000
IN THE MATTER OF SNIPPY v. THE WILL OF THE FREE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES...
(The Razor's Edge/AP)

Daddy!! HELP!!!
Well, we all knew it was just a matter of time. Republican Presidential Wannabe and Texas Governor George W. Bush (R-I trust the people - - no, wait, I trust the machines - - no, um... I trust the Courts - - wait, no, bloodthirsty Rent-A-Nazi mobs - - dang, that’s not it either! It’s um... er... don’t tell me... um... oh! Yeah, the Florida Legislature - - hang on, maybe it IS the people I trust... unless it’s Big Government - - damn it, where is my TelePrompTer??) is having his day in the big kid’s court. What does internationally renowned Constitutional authority, anti-Fascist activist and Gore lead attorney Laurence Tribe think of the pending Supreme Court case?



TRIBE: We believe that the court was interested in hearing this case for obvious reasons, although we can never know all its reasons, and we believe that we have made a very compelling argument as to why the decision of the Florida courts not to treat elections as some kind of game in which one side can say, "Got you. You didn't quite make the deadline," but instead to try to count every lawfully cast ballot is a perfectly lawful decision, consistent with everything in the Constitution and laws of the United States. And the more we researched the arguments that the lawyers on behalf of Governor Bush are making, the more we became convinced that they were distorting the language and the history of all of the provisions that they are relying upon.

Extremely world famous Constitutional scholar Laurence Tribe, who calls 'em like he sees 'em.
I can give you one simple example. They're placing heavy reliance on a law that Congress passed in the 19th century to deal with the problem of contests in Congress between competing groups of electors, a problem that arose during the Hayes-Tilden controversy. That law provides a safe harbor for states. It basically tells them that if they can get their act together by December 12 and make a clear choice, then that choice will be conclusive in Congress. But if they don't quite make it, then there may be conflict.

And the Bush campaign has distorted that law which is designed to give an option to the states into some kind of straitjacket for the states, requiring them to proceed on the basis of legislation without the benefit of judicial interpretation to solve the problems the legislation poses. We conclude in the brief that we have just filed on behalf of the vice president that there is really no legal basis whatsoever for the governor's claims -- the claims of Governor Bush that either considerations of fairness or considerations of federalism or the laws of Congress require any interference with what the courts of Florida have done.

QUESTION: But what Article 2, sir? The Republicans claim that it very clearly specifies that it's the legislatures in the state that determine. It's not the court; separation of powers.

TRIBE: That's right. That's one of the flimsier arguments that the governor makes. It may pass the laugh test, but then when you look at it, it turns out that what the Constitution says in Article 2, is simply that the states must rely on their legislative process, their legislature, to lay down the rules by which electors are chosen. But there is no suggestion that in that area, unlike every other, the laws somehow are not subject to judicial interpretation to resolve ambiguities and to eliminate conflicts.





IF THE COURT DECIDES IN SMIRK'S FAVOR,
I'D CLICK HERE IF I WERE YOU.



VICE PRESIDENT AL GORE, WHO DEFINATELY WILL NOT BE CLICKING ON THE LINK ABOVE
(From a CNN interview by John King 11/29/2000)
KING: This is obviously uncharted waters, unprecidented territory. One of the things happening as the legal challenge unfolds is the Florida Legislature, controlled by Republicans, is having a process of hearings now, and they’ve been quiet open about the possibility that if you succeed, if your challenge, your contest is upheld, and if they count those votes and the Courts say "Al Gore won Florida", that they will regardless of that, send to Washington a slate of Republican Electors directed by the State Legislature to vote for Governor Bush. What happens then?

Vice President Gore sends a message to the Florida State Legislature: "You gentlemen are severely testing my earnest commitment to an all encompassing bipartisanship that is badly needed for the healing of our sacred Democracy. Therefor I would like to suggest, and I’d like to suggest quite strenuously, that you reconsider your somewhat intemperate actions." (Translation for Smirk: "You assholes are so on my list.")
GORE: I can’t believe that the people of Florida want to see the expression of their will taken away by politicians. The people of Florida have the right to select the candidate for President that they want. If the politicians ever tried to take that away from the people, I think you’d see… I think you’d see quite a… a negative response to it...

...If the People of the United States of America, in their individual states, in this case in Florida, make a judgement through their votes, then that can’t be overturned. That’s not to be questioned. And again, when the elections are close and hard fought it’s even more important than at any other time to leave the final decisions not with the politicians, not with the people who control the election machinery, but with the people. That’s what our country’s all about. The revolutionary breakthrough, more than two hundred years ago that lead to our nation, the greatest in the history of the world, was the brave decision by our founders to place ultimate trust in the people of this country. And whenever the decisions about who’s going to lead America are made, they’re made by the people. And anybody who tries to tamper with that is running against the American spirit, the will of the people, and everything this country is based on.




Guess what!
Those fine fellows in the Florida State Legislature
ARE running against the American spirit,
the will of the people,
and everything this country is based on!
And guess who's egging them on?

You know what to do! Sign the petition:

IMPEACH JEB BUSH!!


So many petitions, so little time!
The DNC (can you believe it?) has a petition to
COUNT EVERY VOTE,
BECAUSE EVERY VOTE COUNTS

I don't have to tell you want to do!



Can't get to Florida to march with Jesse? Send a lawyer instead!
Contributions are being accepted for the legal battles against the Bush Brothers' Banana Hall Putsch!

Make your personal check payable to "THE GORE/LIEBERMAN RECOUNT COMMITTEE". There is NO LIMIT to how much you can contribute. However, your donation will be reported to the Federal Elections Commission, so be sure to include your occupation and employer (if applicable) on the "note" area of your check.

Send your check to:

ATTN: Recount Committee
c/o the Democratic National Committee
430 S. Capital St. S.E.
Washington, DC
20003

EVEN DUBYA IS GETTING INTO THE SPIRIT!

This is my bestest friend ever, Jimmy. Jimmy showed me how to play Donkey Kong. Jimmy showed me how to watch Pokemon cartoons on the computer! Jimmy showed me how to make a secure online contribution to the Gore-Lieberman Recount Committee. Jimmy said if that dumb Gore guy and that dumb Lieberman guy get enough money, I will never have to do any of the really hard President stuff, like uniting the country and restoring faith in honest elections. I told Jimmy to give two million dollars. That sounds like a lot, but it was Jebbie's Visa card.



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SMIRK THINKS HE FIXED THE FLORIDA ELECTION
SMIRK'S HIRING RENT-A-PHOTO-OP NAZIS
TO INTIMIDATE THE PRESIDENT YOU CHOSE
(EVEN THOUGH WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
MENTION THAT PART ABOUT AL BEATING SMIRK
IN THE POPULAR VOTE ANYMORE).
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT
POPULAR VOTE LOOSER SMIRK?

AL'S DAY IN DC UPDATE: The Last, Best Hope of the Free People of The United States, Joe and Tipper emerge from another super-secret Gore/Lieberman Administration transition meeting. (This is an interactive page! Hum the theme to the TV show "The Mod Squad" here!) They’ve been there, and back again. With a message for other kids: Don't Mess With The Will Of The People!
DON'T LET THE RENT-A-PHOTO-OP NAZIS WIN THE PR BATTLE:

Check it out! There are NEW PROTEST DATES AND LOCATIONS BELOW:

Friday 12/1
DC Supreme Court 9 am
NYC 1pm Gov. Pataki 633 3rd Ave @ 40th St.
Boca Raton 3:30-7:30pm Glades Road/Town Center

Saturday 12/2
Tallahassee 8am Circuit Court Building
L.A. 1-7pm Federal Building 11000 Wilshire Blvd
Boca Raton 3:30-7:30pm Glades Road/Town Center

Write, phone or email your Senators and Congressional Representatives -- tell them how you feel about the Florida election and what you think needs to be done to pick the next President! Especially if they are Republicans, let them know how you feel about Smirk hiring Rent-A-Nazis to force America to accept him as President! Let them know how you feel about the way Jeb runs THOUSANDS of black voters out of Florida's polls!

LET THEM KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT FLORIDA STATE LEGISLATURE'S LITTLE COUP D'ETAT!! LET THEM KNOW THE ENTIRE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS GOING TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BUSH BROTHERS' CRIMES AGAINST DEMOCRACY!!!


Al’s back in DC, on the job! Email the Last, Best Hope Of The Free People of The United States and tell him how you feel about his fight against the fascist menance, as well as Florida’s vote fraud and its civil rights abuses! Get specific! It’s Al!

Don’t forget to tell Joe what you think! After all, he’s in this fight, too!

Why has the fifth column in the fourth estate insisted that Al concede an election that isn’t over - - especially one so obviously rotten with voter fraud? WHY ISN'T THE RENT-A-NAZI STORY THE TOP STORY OF EVERY NEWS CAST?? WHERE'S THE COVERAGE OF THE THOUSANDS OF BLACK VOTERS IN FLORIDA THAT WHERE KEPT OUT OF THE POLLS BY THE POLICE?? Give those weasels a piece of your mind!





Smirk Links! Visit links both comedic and serious about America's favorite Coke Snortin', Draft Dodgin' Granny Killer for Christ -- D. Dubya Smirk!



Don't forget to visit "Gore-in-context", your one stop shop for debunking urban legends about Vice President Gore!
There are other ways to find this page, but here is the day I lost hope we'd ever beat the Smirks of this world. Thanks to everyone who offered their comfort and support.
Click here for your October Surprise Update!
(Link Updated On 10/14!)
I'm Mad As Hell And I'm Not Going To Take It Any More! (Updated on 10/22 -- We take on CNN!)



The Fine Folks At Occidental Petroleum Remind You That They've Already Sunk A Ton Of Money Into This Election, So If You Must Vote, Vote For Their Guys.
Or Else They'll Steal Florida Right Out From Under The Smart Guy. Not Like There's Anything Fishy About That. Or Illegal. Nope. Nothing.


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