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AN URGENT CALL TO
FLAPDOODLE READERS!!

Democrats.com, the first online community for all us 100 million Democrats, has sent out an urgent appeal for funds to help the with the lawsuit against GOP absentee ballot tampering in Seminole County. In Florida, this kind of nonsense is a felony - - and rightly so. If the legal precedents are followed, a victory in this vital case should cause thousands of absentee ballots to be disqualified, handing Al Gore the Presidency.

Democrats.com is in urgent need of funds to launch and manage a public relations campaign on behalf of this lawsuit, filed by Harry Jacobs, an Orlando-area attorney. (This case is now pending appeal in the Florida State Supreme Court. Donations are still needed.)


Click here to contribute to this vital cause


For more info, click here to see a copy of their appeal. (And if you don’t know about Democrats.com, you should definitely sign up for their news email!)




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It's not like I'm asking for money or anything - - yet.

THE POSSUM COUNTY DAILY FLAPDOODLE
Serving America - One Possum At A Time!

NO!! I WANT THE OLD JOKES!!! NOW!!!!

Just who's in charge here, anyway?
Dateline: December 9, 2000
FLORIDA STATE SUPREME COURT TO SMIRK: "NOT SO FAST, SNIPPY!"







MEANWHILE, OUTSIDE THE VICE PRESIDENT'S OFFICIAL WASHINGTON RESIDENCE, THE PEOPLE, NOT THE POWERFUL, REACT TO THE FLORIDA STATE SUPREME COURT RULING



Hey, Smirk! You’re a young fascist - - on the move!


You’ve got no time to count all those votes! You’ve got corporate masters breathing down your neck for a BIG TIME pay back NOW! You’ve got to hurry up and strip mine the cash out of America’s middle class and working poor!

Tell Smirk what you think of him! Click on Govenor Teleshrubby to access SMIRKMAIL!



THE FREE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES
SALUTE THE HEROIC EFFORTS OF THE FLORIDA STATE SUPREME COURT!



And we quote: "By a vote of four to three, the majority of the court has reversed the decision of the trial court in part. It has further ordered that the Circuit Court of the 2nd Judicial Circuit here in Tallahassee shall immediately begin a manual recount of the approximately 9,000 Miami-Dade ballots that registered undervotes.

"In addition, the Circuit Court shall enter orders ensuring the inclusion of the additional 215 legal votes for Vice President Gore in Palm Beach County and the 168 additional legal votes from Miami-Dade County.

"In addition, the Circuit Court shall order a manual recount of all undervotes in any Florida county where such a recount has not yet occurred.

"Because time is of the essence, the recount shall commence immediately. In tabulating what constitutes a legal vote, the standard to be used is the one provided by the legislature, 'a vote shall be counted where there is a clear indication of the intent of the voter'."



Want to see what they were up against? We're up against it now too, folks. Check out these quotes from the leading "lights" of Neo-Confederate/Fascist Wing of the GOP, upon hearing the Florida State Supreme Court's ruling:

"Four justices of the Florida State Supreme Court have distorted the judicial process into nothing more than a mechanism for providing Mr. Gore with the victory he was unable to win November 7. This ruling not only contradicts, but assaults, the most basic principles of jurisprudence," Tom Delay, R-Texas.

"This is what happens, when, for the first time in modern history, a candidate resorts to lawsuits to try to overturn the outcome of an election for president. It is very sad. It is sad for Florida, it is sad for the nation, and it is sad for our democracy." James Baker III

Oh, if you're not doing this already, you might want to consider it...

PRAY.



"Hi. I'm not a friend of working Americans. But I play one on TV."
Hey, you Greenlicans! Yeah, both of you! Still think there's no difference between Gush and Bore? Click on the People's Quizling to the left for your daily dose of cold, hard reality!



Who's the brain trust behind the Florida Legislature's incredibly stupid, fascist action?
You know what to do!

Sign the petition:
IMPEACH JEB BUSH!!


So many petitions, so little time!
The DNC (can you believe it?) has a petition to
COUNT EVERY VOTE,
BECAUSE EVERY VOTE COUNTS
I don't have to tell you want to do!



Smirk says: "This is my bestest friend ever, Jimmy. Jimmy showed me how to play Donkey Kong. Jimmy showed me how to watch Pokemon cartoons on the computer! Jimmy showed me how to make a secure online contribution to the Gore-Lieberman Recount Committee. Jimmy said if that dumb Gore guy and that dumb Lieberman guy get enough money, I will never have to do any of the really hard President stuff, like uniting the country and restoring faith in honest elections. I told Jimmy to give two million dollars. That sounds like a lot, but it was Jebbie's Visa card."
Can't get to Florida to march with Jesse? Send a lawyer instead!
Contributions are being accepted for the legal battles against the Bush Brothers' Banana Hall Putsch!
Make your personal check payable to "THE GORE/LIEBERMAN RECOUNT COMMITTEE". There is NO LIMIT to how much you can contribute. However, your donation will be reported to the Federal Elections Commission, so be sure to include your occupation and employer (if applicable) on the "note" area of your check.

Send your check to:

ATTN: Recount Committee
c/o the Democratic National Committee
430 S. Capital St. S.E.
Washington, DC
20003




SMIRK THINKS HE FIXED THE FLORIDA ELECTION
SMIRK'S HIRING RENT-A-PHOTO-OP NAZIS
TO INTIMIDATE THE PRESIDENT YOU CHOSE
(EVEN THOUGH WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
MENTION THAT PART ABOUT AL BEATING SMIRK
IN THE POPULAR VOTE ANYMORE).
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT
POPULAR VOTE LOOSER SMIRK?

AL'S DAY IN DC UPDATE: The Last, Best Hope of the Free People Of The United States, before he found out that he had one way killer, like totally awesome day when the Florida State Supreme Court said "This is America. Count all the votes".
DON'T LET THE RENT-A-PHOTO-OP NAZIS WIN THE PR BATTLE:
In response to the Florida State Legislature calling a special session to short circuit Democracy, Democrats.com has cranked up its boycott of Florida. You guessed it - - SIGN THE PETITION!

CHECK IT OUT! NEW PROTEST LOCATIONS AND TIMES!
Saturday 12/9
NYC 1pm Columbus Circle
Sunday 12/10
LA 1pm Crenshaw Mall @ MLK Blvd.
Friday 12/15
NYC 3pm UN/Dag Hammerskjold Plaza
Saturday 1/20/01
DC Inaugural Voter March
Sunday 5/6/01
DC Million Voter March

Write, phone or email your Senators and Congressional Representatives -- tell them how you feel about the Florida election and what you think needs to be done to pick the next President! Especially if they are Republicans, let them know how you feel about Smirk hiring Rent-A-Nazis to force America to accept him as President! Let them know how you feel about the way Jeb runs THOUSANDS of black voters out of Florida's polls!

LET THEM KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT FLORIDA STATE LEGISLATURE'S LITTLE COUP D'ETAT!! LET THEM KNOW THE ENTIRE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS GOING TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BUSH BROTHERS' CRIMES AGAINST DEMOCRACY!!!

Al’s back in DC, on the job! Email the Last, Best Hope Of The Free People of The United States and tell him how you feel about his fight against the fascist menance, as well as Florida’s vote fraud and its civil rights abuses! Get specific! It’s Al!

Don’t forget to tell Joe what you think! After all, he’s in this fight, too!

Why has the fifth column in the fourth estate insisted that Al concede an election that isn’t over - - especially one so obviously rotten with voter fraud? WHY ISN'T THE RENT-A-NAZI STORY THE TOP STORY OF EVERY NEWS CAST?? WHERE'S THE COVERAGE OF THE THOUSANDS OF BLACK VOTERS IN FLORIDA THAT WHERE KEPT OUT OF THE POLLS BY THE POLICE?? Give those weasels a piece of your mind!





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The Fine Folks At Occidental Petroleum Remind You That They've Already Sunk A Ton Of Money Into This Election, So If You Must Vote, Vote For Their Guys.
Or Else They'll Steal Florida Right Out From Under The Smart Guy. Not Like There's Anything Fishy About That. Or Illegal. Nope. Nothing.


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