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NO!! I WANT THE OLD JOKES!!! NOW!!!!

Just who's in charge here, anyway?
Dateline: December 19, 2000
BIG HONKIN’ SURPRISE, EVEN MORE GOP HACKS STICK US WITH SMIRK
(A state of utter disbelief – NOT!/AP)

IMNSHO, Dick Gephardt bears watching.
The tension was so thin yesterday you could cut it with a pair of kindergarten scissors as entrenched GOP hacks voted the party line and gave Smirk (R-Pretender To The Throne) the electoral "victory" Jeb Bush worked so hard to steal.

"OOOOOOOOOOOO--EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS!!! I winninnated n stuff!!!!" Smirk bleated at the first official soundbyte of the Reich version 3.01 (not compatible with Democracy version 1.0). Meanwhile, at a similar "feel good" press conference at Smirk/Satan transition headquarters, Smirk’s Vice President $elect and Legal Guardian, Satan (R-Screw the caribou! They never voted for us!), announced the successful implementation of the GOP’s franchise privatization plan. "The world would have forever wondered who had won Florida if it were not for my - - er, President $elect Smirk’s foresight in charging the media $300 per hour to count all the votes that where ignored by Katherine Harris in her partisan zeal. And, while $300 per hour might not seem like a lot of money to the right sorts of people like us, it is far more than we would have gotten if we had let the stupid Florida Supreme Court have its way. I mean – come on! They were gonna count ‘em for FREE!! To my mind, that kind of thinking is just flat out un-American. Yes, that’s why at the GOP we say ‘Count All The Votes, As Soon As They Don’t Count’. Remember, that’s GOP - - Greed Over Principles. Ask for it where they sell fine totalitarian governments today!"



FROM THE "I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY" DEPARTMENT


Now that America has finally gotten a chance to see Smirk’s "Compassionate Conservatism" in action, now the Corporate Media Attack Chihuahuas have stopped smearing Al 24/7 and actually focused on other victims for a solid week, guess what the latest polls have discovered? Why - - Al Gore is popular with voters! Did you know his approval rating is back up to 57%? In fact, early December was THE ONLY TIME IN GORE'S POLITICAL CAREER THAT HIS APPROVAL RATING WAS LESS THAN 50%!!!! (Gosh, thanks for telling us that last October during the "Gore Lies" debacle! And "The Greens Will Steal The Election From Gore" farce! And think how much less stressful November and December might have been if we'd known that piddling little detail during the FREAKING ELECTION AND ITS AFTERMATH!!)


Ready to be TOTALLY vindicated? According to this poll, if the 2004 election were held today, the results would be:

VICE PRESIDENT GORE50%
PRESIDENT $ELECT BUSH41%

Yep... that’s Al over Smirk by NINE percent... And currently the Democrats with a preference want Al to run in 0-4, by a 6 to 1 margin.

The corporate media Chihuahuas running this poll are quick to point out that THIS poll means nothing, because THESE people might not fit the LIKELY VOTER PROFILE (read: they might actually NOT be white and therefor NINE PERCENT OF THEIR VOTE MIGHT JUST GET IGNORED OR SOMETHING... )

Yeah... I don’t know WHY all those stupid Democrats want to run AL GORE again!


Need the numbers that prove that Al's a winner?
NEW POPULAR VOTE FIGURES HAVE BEEN RELEASED! GORE'S MARGIN OF VICTORY NOW MORE THAN ONE HALF MILLION!!
GORE 50,970,857 - - BUSH 50,432,874
Difference = 537,983

Funny how that kind of stuff happens when you count all the votes, isn't it?


Largest Number of Popular Votes Received (+4 million, rounded):
1.Ronald Reagan, 198454,455,000
2. . Al Gore, 2000 50,970,857


Most Votes Received By A First-Time Presidential Candidate (+7 million, rounded) :
1. .Al Gore, 2000 50,970,857
2. . Ronald Reagan, 1980 43,901,812


Most Votes Received By A Vice President Running For President (+ 7 million, rounded):
1. . Al Gore, 2000 50,970,857
2. .George Bush, 1988 43,901,812


Largest Positive Margin Of Votes Received In A Close Presidential Election:
1. .Al Gore, 2000 +530,000 (rounded)
2. . Richard Nixon, 1968 +272,415
3. .John F. Kennedy, 1960 +119,450


Note: All historic vote totals are from the National Archives.
(Original table complied by The Maverick Republican)


"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." D. W. Smirk, Time Magazine's So-Called "Man" of The Year, 12/18/00.
Yep, Smirk REALLY did say that.
Yep... He REALLY thinks dictator jokes about himself are "funny"...
Yep...



So have you canceled your subscription to Time magazine yet?
Don't forget to tell them why! If you want to write them via snail mail, try this:
Time Magazine Letters
Time & Life Bldg.
Rockefeller Center,
NY, NY 10020



I’M MAD AS HELL AND I’M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANY MORE!
I give Senator Diane Feinstein her marching orders!


Keep your hand on the plow and your eyes on the prize.
Click on the link to the left to see my open letter to Senator Feinstein. Feel free to use it as a rough guide for writing your Democratic Senators! Remember, change it enough to make it your own letter or it becomes junk mail! Copy your Democratic Representatives, Senator Tom Daschle and Representative Dick Gephardt while you’re at it! Get as many Democrats writing Congress as possible! Let them know what WE want the agenda to be for the next Congress! (If you want to use this letter as a guide to writing Democratic Representatives only, remember that the House doesn’t get to vote on Federal judicial appointments.)

Remember to FAX, FAX, FAX, rather than email - - and let the opposition do all the research! Use the Freeper master list of fax numbers! Scroll WAY down past all the Florida legislature stuff to find the fax numbers for everybody and their Uncle Bubba in D.C.!




Even the Freepers at Newsmax.com know
that AL GORE WON!! Click on the link above if you don't believe me!



The Free People Of The United States
Salute The Heroic Actions of Senator Barbara Boxer (D-CA)!


Unlike certain two faced, hypocritical members of the Democratic House leadership who care more about lining their own pockets than they do about justice and who shall remain nameless, Senator Boxer came out with the folowing statement on December 13th:
Statement of U.S. Senator Barbara Boxer
on the Supreme Court Decision
in the Case of Bush v. Gore and its Aftermath
December 13, 2000


I am heartbroken that the Supreme Court has issued an opinion that, to me, undermines a core democratic principle -- that every vote counts and every vote must be counted.

I am also perplexed that the Court sent the case back to the Florida Supreme Court for further proceedings on the recount, since it did so while also suggesting that time had run out for the recount. That suggestion is disingenuous, considering that the U.S. Supreme Court itself helped cause the clock to run out when it voted 5-4 to stop the recount last Saturday by issuing a stay.

I want to compliment the four justices who voted against the stay order-- Justices Stevens, Souter, Breyer and Ginsberg -- two appointed by Republican presidents and two by a Democrat. While several of them recognized constitutional problems in the way the recount was being carried out, they clearly understood the overriding importance of counting every legal vote.

In his dissenting opinion, Justice John Paul Stevens pointed out that the Florida Supreme Court, in ordering the recount, merely "...did what courts do -- it decided the case before it in light of the legislature's intent to leave no legally cast vote uncounted."

He stated that in its action "the majority effectively orders the disenfranchisement of an unknown number of voters whose ballots reveal their intent - and are therefore legal votes under state law - but were for some reason rejected by ballot-counting machines."

The closing words of Justice Stevens, I believe, will go down in history as the thoughts of a great Supreme Court justice:
Although we may never know with complete certainty the identity of the winner of this presidential election, the identity of the loser is perfectly clear. It is the Nation's confidence in the judge as an impartial guardian of the rule of law.
When the next president is sworn into office in January, I pledge to do all that I can to help the country put this extraordinary and unsettling election behind us. I will do my best in the United States Senate to advance the interests of the people of California, who have so many needs and rights that remain to be addressed.

There are many lessons to be learned from these events. We need to change our election procedures to make them uniformly as reliable and accurate as possible, so that we will never again be in this situation. And more Americans must now realize that their participation in the political process is vitally important. I will work on these challenges in the coming months, for the sake of Californians and for all Americans.

Senator Boxer, the free people of the United States salute you for standing up to fascist supression of our basic civil rights! Email Senator Boxer and thank her personally for standing up to the Supreme Court's tyranny!


"Hi. I'm not a Progressive Activist. But I play one on TV."
Hey, you Greenlicans! Yeah, both of you! Still think there's no difference between Gush and Bore? Click on the People's Quizling to the left for your daily dose of cold, hard reality!




HOW GREEN ARE YOU?
THE CARIBOU ARE SENDING OUT AN URGENT S.O.S!!
THE ARTIC NATIONAL WILDLIFE REFUGE IS IN TROUBLE!
BIG TIME!


Satan says "I can smell the kickbacks already! Screw the caribou! Let’s drill!"
Just because Smirk’s Rent-a-brains STOLE the election with the help of America’s favorite unindited coconspirators, the Scalia Five, doesn’t mean we have to abandon Al’s excellent agenda. Did 50 million of us go Gore just because he was the most qualified person to EVER run for President, running on the issues against a GOP character-assassination-fest, playing by the rules while team Smirk kneecapped Democracy to the delight of all the corporate media chihuahuas, who rolled around in the stinking gutter, degrading our electoral process like no electoral process has ever been degraded before???

Well, okay... yeah, we did.

But that's not stopping Team Smirk from setting their sights on the Artic National Wildlife Refuge - - home to incredibly fragile caribou breeding grounds - - and the humans who depend on the caribou herd for their lives!

We at the Flapdoodle say – not so fast, Snippy! Fax President Clinton (remember him?) and DEMAND he save the caribou from the clutches of Smirk and Company! DEMAND he designate the coastal plain of the Artic National Wildlife Refuge a National Monument!

And while you're at it, ask your Democratic Senators and Representatives to get off their donkey and lobby Clinton to save the caribou!


EXTRA, EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!!
NEW YORK TIMES RUNS SEVEN PAGES OF
REASONABLY UNBIASED GORE COVERAGE!
(Yes, you THOUGHT you felt the world come to a screaming halt!)



Smirk says: "This is my bestest friend ever, Jimmy. Jimmy showed me how to play Donkey Kong. Jimmy showed me how to watch Pokemon cartoons on the computer! Jimmy showed me how to make a secure online contribution to the Gore-Lieberman Recount Committee. Jimmy said if that dumb Gore guy and that dumb Lieberman guy get enough money, I will never have to do any of the really hard President stuff, like uniting the country and restoring faith in honest elections. I told Jimmy to give two million dollars. That sounds like a lot, but it was Jebbie's Visa card."
Want to get that Partisan Rage GOING?? Read some of the back issues of the Senate's Republican Policy Committee Policy Papers!

Read about the extremely evil Al Gore, wasting your tax dollars and GIVING INTERNATIONAL TERRORISTS A HELPING HAND!

Read about how passing the Dingell-Norwood Patient’s Bill Of Rights would INCREASE CANCER DEATHS!!

Read how the THE DEMOCRATS ARE CAUSING ALL THE PARTISAN ILL-WILL ON THE HILL!!!

Read THE TRUTH about Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Joe Lieberman and the rest of the EVIL, EVIL Democrats - - even the Starr Report missed the RAW, UNVARNISHED TRUTH!!


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