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THE POSSUM COUNTY DAILY FLAPDOODLE
Serving America - One Possum At A Time!

NO!! I WANT THE OLD JOKES!!! NOW!!!!

Just who's in charge here, anyway?
Dateline: December 21, 2000
GORE GOT MORE!! IT'S OFFICAL - - NOT!!









ON DECEMBER 19TH, SMIRK MET AL FOR A BREIF, PRIVATE CONVERSATION.
WHAT DO YOU THINK AL AND SMIRK TALKED ABOUT
FOR FIFTEEN WHOLE MINUTES?
PLAY OUR EXCLUSIVE INTERACTIVE GAME!


The Pretender To The Throne vs. The People's President
Al looks MAD. What did Smirk say to him?

Guess crime does pay, huh Einstein?
I'm conceding for America's good. NOT!!
Disney has made us a VERY attractive offer for Illinois.
Civil Rights, Schmivil Rights. Got any brewskis?
Who are those assholes yelling outside your house?
So I said to Jebbie: Hey! Let's fix Tennessee TOO!
I heard Tipper and I were the inspiration for 'Love Story'.
You are SO on my list, Tree Boy.


Results




The Free People Of The United States
Salute The Heroic Actions of Reverend Jesse Jackson (D-America)!


Reverend Jesse Jackson meet with religious and civil rights leaders in Los Angeles yesterday, and denounced the Smirk/Satan Administration as "a coup d'etat led by the U.S. Supreme Court". Continuing to state the glaringly obvious, Jackson said that African Americans, Holocaust victims, college students and other Democratic-minded Americans were intentionally excluded from the voting process by a right-wing conspiracy that engineered delays and fraudulent vote counts.

As a result, Jackson said he planned a series of nonviolent rallies in January to prove that, among other things, the election may have violated the federal Voting Rights Act of 1965.

Reverend Jackson, the Free People of America salute you for this action and your life long struggle against the forces of fascism! If you haven’t already, bookmark The Rainbow/Push Coalition site to keep informed about Reverend Jackson. (And it wouldn’t hurt to contribute, if you’re so inclined!)


FROM THE "I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY" DEPARTMENT


Now that America has finally gotten a chance to see Smirk’s "Compassionate Conservatism" in action, now the Corporate Media Attack Chihuahuas have stopped smearing Al 24/7 and actually focused on other victims for a solid week, guess what the latest polls have discovered? Why - - Al Gore is popular with voters! Did you know his approval rating is back up to 57%? In fact, early December was THE ONLY TIME IN GORE'S POLITICAL CAREER THAT HIS APPROVAL RATING WAS LESS THAN 50%!!!! (Gosh, thanks for telling us that last October during the "Gore Lies" debacle! And "The Greens Will Steal The Election From Gore" farce! And think how much less stressful November and December might have been if we'd known that piddling little detail during the FREAKING ELECTION AND ITS AFTERMATH!!)


Ready to be TOTALLY vindicated? According to this poll, if the 2004 election were held today, the results would be:

VICE PRESIDENT GORE50%
PRESIDENT $ELECT BUSH41%

Yep... that’s Al over Smirk by NINE percent... And currently the Democrats with a preference want Al to run in 0-4, by a 6 to 1 margin.

The corporate media Chihuahuas running this poll are quick to point out that THIS poll means nothing, because THESE people might not fit the LIKELY VOTER PROFILE (read: they might actually NOT be white and therefor NINE PERCENT OF THEIR VOTE MIGHT JUST GET IGNORED OR SOMETHING... )

Yeah... I don’t know WHY all those stupid Democrats want to run AL GORE again!



Need the numbers that prove that Al's a winner?
NEW POPULAR VOTE FIGURES HAVE BEEN RELEASED! GORE'S MARGIN OF VICTORY NOW MORE THAN ONE HALF MILLION!!
GORE 50,970,857 - - BUSH 50,432,874
Difference = 537,983
Funny how that kind of stuff happens when you count all the votes, isn't it?


Largest Number of Popular Votes Received (+4 million, rounded):
1.Ronald Reagan, 198454,455,000
2. . Al Gore, 2000 50,970,857


Most Votes Received By A First-Time Presidential Candidate (+7 million, rounded) :
1. .Al Gore, 2000 50,970,857
2. . Ronald Reagan, 1980 43,901,812


Most Votes Received By A Vice President Running For President (+ 7 million, rounded):
1. . Al Gore, 2000 50,970,857
2. .George Bush, 1988 43,901,812


Largest Positive Margin Of Votes Received In A Close Presidential Election:
1. .Al Gore, 2000 +530,000 (rounded)
2. . Richard Nixon, 1968 +272,415
3. .John F. Kennedy, 1960 +119,450


Note: All historic vote totals are from the National Archives.
(Original table complied by The Maverick Republican)



I’M MAD AS HELL AND I’M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANY MORE!
I give Senator Diane Feinstein her marching orders!


Keep your hand on the plow and your eyes on the prize.
Click on the link to the left to see my open letter to Senator Feinstein. Feel free to use it as a rough guide for writing your Democratic Senators! Remember, change it enough to make it your own letter or it becomes junk mail! Copy your Democratic Representatives, Senator Tom Daschle and Representative Dick Gephardt while you’re at it! Get as many Democrats writing Congress as possible! Let them know what WE want the agenda to be for the next Congress! (If you want to use this letter as a guide to writing Democratic Representatives only, remember that the House doesn’t get to vote on Federal judicial appointments.)

Remember to FAX, FAX, FAX, rather than email - - and let the opposition do all the research! Use the Freeper master list of fax numbers! Scroll WAY down past all the Florida legislature stuff to find the fax numbers for everybody and their Uncle Bubba in D.C.!




Even the Freepers at Newsmax.com know
that AL GORE WON!! Click on the link above if you don't believe me!



Smirk says: "This is my bestest friend ever, Jimmy. Jimmy showed me how to play Donkey Kong. Jimmy showed me how to watch Pokemon cartoons on the computer! Jimmy showed me how to make a secure online contribution to the Gore-Lieberman Recount Committee. Jimmy said if that dumb Gore guy and that dumb Lieberman guy get enough money, I will never have to do any of the really hard President stuff, like uniting the country and restoring faith in honest elections. I told Jimmy to give two million dollars. That sounds like a lot, but it was Jebbie's Visa card."
Want to get that Partisan Rage GOING?? Read some of the back issues of the Senate's Republican Policy Committee Policy Papers!

Read about the extremely evil Al Gore, wasting your tax dollars and GIVING INTERNATIONAL TERRORISTS A HELPING HAND!

Read about how passing the Dingell-Norwood Patient’s Bill Of Rights would INCREASE CANCER DEATHS!!

Read how the THE DEMOCRATS ARE CAUSING ALL THE PARTISAN ILL-WILL ON THE HILL!!!

Read THE TRUTH about Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Joe Lieberman and the rest of the EVIL, EVIL Democrats - - even the Starr Report missed the RAW, UNVARNISHED TRUTH!!


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