The People's POTUS Elect tries not to bust out laughing at the Bush camp's assertion that counting all the votes screws up Democracy.

As the world waited breathlessly for the results of the closest Presidential election in U.S. history, the People's POTUS Elect used up one of his two ten minute breaks allowed by Federal law to make a rare public announcement. In his brief address, the Vice President clarified his position, using the funniest joke of the entire Presidential election (in bold below, for the comedy impaired):

Vice President Gore: "…And what is at stake is more important than who wins the Presidency. What is at stake is the integrity of our Democracy, making sure that the will of the American people is expressed and accurately received. That is why I have believed from the start that while time is important, it is even more important that every vote is counted, and counted accurately. Because there’s something very special about our process that depends totally on the American people having a chance to express their will without any intervening interference. That’s really what is at stake here. And so, that’s what I’m focused on - - not the contest, but our Democracy; to make sure that the process works the way our founders intended it to work. Look, I would not want to win the Presidency by a few votes cast in error or misinterpreted or not counted, and I don’t think Governor Bush wants that either. So having enough patience to spend the days necessary to hear exactly what the American people have said is really the most important thing, because that is what honors our Constitution and redeems the promise of our Democracy. Now if there’s any saving grace at all to the extra time that this is taking, it is this: school children all over the United States are learning a lot about how a President is chosen in this country. They’re learning a lot about our Democracy. And families are able to make the point without fear of ever again being disputed that it matters whether or not you vote. And every vote counts. So register and vote and participate in our Democracy."

And the Corporate media attack Chihuahuas say Gore doesn't have a sense of humor!

Hey, Michael Moore! Still think there's no difference between "Gush and Bore"?

Email Smirk! If you haven’t visited the Governor’s homepage at the Texas State site, you should! It’s full of extremely informative information about the State of Texas, such as the fact that Governor Bush is known as a Compassionate Conservative. There are also extremely informative images of Texas, such as Governor Bush with adorning ethnic children and his adoring non-ethnic wife, Mrs. Texas Governor George W. Bush. It also contains fun, fascinating facts about Capital Punishment!

But best of all - - you can Email Smirk!

I’m sure Governor Bush would love to hear your opinion on a wide range of subjects - - especially about his attempted coup. Volunteer to invade Poland for him! Invite him to speak at your next Bund rally! The possibilities are as endless as the Texas sky.

Email John Ellis Bush (aka JEB)! Unlike that evil carpetbagger, Hillary Clinton, John Ellis Bush is as Florida as they come, invading the state in 1981. Undoubtedly the brains behind the Bush Brothers’ Banana Hall Putsch, redneck wannabe John Ellis has got what it takes to be passed over for the Presidency in favor of his drunken, moronic brother, Smirk. While you Email Jeb, be sure to sing Florida’s official anthem! (The revised lyrics are provided below.)

This is an interactive page! Sing along to the tune of "The Chiquita Banana Song"!




SMIRK’S TRYING TO FIX THE FLORIDA ELECTION
SMIRK’S TRYING TO STEAL
THE BIG COMMANDER-IN-CHEIF HAT
FROM THE PRESIDENT YOU CHOSE
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT SMIRK?

Did you feel the world come to a screeching halt yesterday? It appears the media gave the People's POTUS Elect a prolonged ovation when he came out to address them. Am I wrong about this? Were there bus loads of Real People somewhere off camera? Or does the word no longer make sense?

NEW Pro-Democracy protests are being held all across America at 1 p.m., next Saturday, November 18th, to protest Smirk’s fuzzy vote count in Florida and his bogus claim that he won the Presidency already so we don’t need to see if anybody’s civil rights were violated in Florida. Click here for a list of cities and their protest locations.

Write, phone or email your Senators and Congressional Representatives -- tell them how you feel about the Florida election and what you think needs to be done to pick the next President! Especially if they are Republicans, let them know how you feel about Smirk’s claim to the Presidency! Let them know how you feel about the way Jeb runs Florida's elections!

Al’s back in DC, on the job! Email the People’s POTUS Elect and tell him how you feel about his fight against Florida’s vote fraud and civil rights abuses! Get specific! It’s Al!

Why has the fifth column in the fourth estate insisted that Al concede an election that isn’t over - - especially one so obviously rotten with voter fraud? Give those weasels a piece of your mind!

Don't forget to visit "Gore-in-context", your one stop shop for debunking urban legends about Vice President Gore!	There are other ways to find this page, but here is the day I lost hope we'd ever beat the Smirks of this world. Thanks to everyone who offered their comfort and support.
Click here for your October Surprise Update! (Link Updated On 10/14!)	I'm Mad As Hell And I'm Not Going To Take It Any More! (Updated on 10/22 -- We take on CNN!)

The Fine Folks At Occidental Petroleum Remind You That They've Already Sunk A Ton Of Money Into This Election, So If You Must Vote, Vote For Their Guys.
Or Else They'll Steal Florida Right Out From Under The Smart Guy. Not Like There's Anything Fishy About That. Or Illegal. Nope. Nothing.

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