A hotline has been established for Florida voters to call with any questions, problems, etc. with the voting in November 7th's election.
The number is 1-800-579-8871.
If you know of anyone in Florida who has encountered any such voting problems, please pass this number along to them as soon as possible.
THE POSSUM COUNTY DAILY FLAPDOODLE
Serving America - One Possum At A Time!

NO!! I WANT THE OLD JOKES!!! NOW!!!!

Just who's in charge here, anyway?
Dateline: November 15, 2000
WE'RE STILL WITH YOU, MR. VICE PRESIDENT

BOOK IT



THIS JUST IN!
Can't get to Florida to march with Jesse? Send a lawyer instead!
Contributions are being accepted for the legal battles against the Bush Brothers' Banana Hall Putsch!

Make your personal check payable to "THE GORE/LIEBERMAN RECOUNT COMMITTEE". There is NO LIMIT to how much you can contribute. However, your donation will be reported to the Federal Elections Commission, so be sure to include your occupation and employer (if applicable) on the "note" area of your check.

Send your check to:

ATTN: Recount Committee
c/o the Democratic National Committee
430 S. Capital St. S.E.
Washington, DC
20003


Feeling demoralized because all the GOP attack Chihuahuas are chanting
"the Democrats will give up Florida without a fight"?
Check out Al's War Room.
It makes D-Day look like a Community Theater production!



MONDAY, NOVEMBER 13TH.
THE REVEREND JESSE JACKSON LEADS A RE-VOTE MARCH IN PALM BEACH COUNTY, FLORIDA

Read Reverend Jackson's commentary on the Florida elections!



Hey, Michael Moore! Still think there's no difference between "Gush and Bore"?



GOT A DITTO-MONKEY ON YOUR BACK
WHO THINKS AL SHOULD CONCEDE NOW?
 Check out the top 13 myths about the 2000 election.
Sure, it's longer than just saying "It's called Democracy, stupid",
but sometimes you need the big hammer.


Hop on the Banana mail express!
Email the America's favorite Banana Republicans,
the Bush Brothers!

Email Smirk! If you haven’t visited the Governor’s homepage at the Texas State site, you should! It’s full of extremely informative information about the State of Texas, such as the fact that Governor Bush is known as a Compassionate Conservative. There are also extremely informative images of Texas, such as Governor Bush with adorning ethnic children and his adoring non-ethnic wife, Mrs. Texas Governor George W. Bush. It also contains fun, fascinating facts about Capital Punishment!

But best of all - - you can Email Smirk!

I’m sure Governor Bush would love to hear your opinion on a wide range of subjects - - especially about his attempted coup. Volunteer to invade Poland for him! Invite him to speak at your next Bund rally! The possibilities are as endless as the Texas sky.


Email John Ellis Bush (aka JEB)! Unlike that evil carpetbagger, Hillary Clinton, John Ellis Bush is as Florida as they come, invading the state in 1981. Undoubtedly the brains behind the Bush Brothers’ Banana Hall Putsch, redneck wannabe John Ellis has got what it takes to be passed over for the Presidency in favor of his drunken, moronic brother, Smirk. While you Email Jeb, be sure to sing Florida’s official anthem! (The revised lyrics are provided below.)



This is an interactive page! Sing along to the tune of "The Chiquita Banana Song"!




SMIRK’S TRYING TO FIX THE FLORIDA ELECTION
SMIRK’S TRYING TO STEAL
THE BIG COMMANDER-IN-CHEIF HAT
FROM THE PRESIDENT YOU CHOSE
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT SMIRK?

AL'S DAY IN D.C. UPDATE: After a long day working on the nation's business, the People's POTUS Elect went out to dinner with Tipper, Joe and Haddassah Tuesday night. The restaurant patrons gave them a standing ovation.

NEW Pro-Democracy protests are being held all across America at 1 p.m., next Saturday, November 18th, to protest Smirk’s fuzzy vote count in Florida and his bogus claim that he won the Presidency already so we don’t need to see if anybody’s civil rights were violated in Florida. Click here for a list of cities and their protest locations.

Write, phone or email your Senators and Congressional Representatives -- tell them how you feel about the Florida election and what you think needs to be done to pick the next President! Especially if they are Republicans, let them know how you feel about Smirk’s claim to the Presidency! Let them know how you feel about the way Jeb runs Florida's elections!

Al’s back in DC, on the job! Email the People’s POTUS Elect and tell him how you feel about his fight against Florida’s vote fraud and civil rights abuses! Get specific! It’s Al!

Why has the fifth column in the fourth estate insisted that Al concede an election that isn’t over - - especially one so obviously rotten with voter fraud? Give those weasels a piece of your mind!





Smirk Links! Visit links both comedic and serious about America's favorite Serial Killer, D. Dubya Smirk!



Don't forget to visit "Gore-in-context", your one stop shop for debunking urban legends about Vice President Gore!
There are other ways to find this page, but here is the day I lost hope we'd ever beat the Smirks of this world. Thanks to everyone who offered their comfort and support.
Click here for your October Surprise Update!
(Link Updated On 10/14!)
I'm Mad As Hell And I'm Not Going To Take It Any More! (Updated on 10/22 -- We take on CNN!)



The Fine Folks At Occidental Petroleum Remind You That They've Already Sunk A Ton Of Money Into This Election, So If You Must Vote, Vote For Their Guys.
Or Else They'll Steal Florida Right Out From Under The Smart Guy. Not Like There's Anything Fishy About That. Or Illegal. Nope. Nothing.


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