A hotline has been established for Florida voters to call with any questions, problems, etc. with the voting in November 7th's election.
The number is 1-800-579-8871.
If you know of anyone in Florida who has encountered any such voting problems, please pass this number along to them as soon as possible.
THE POSSUM COUNTY DAILY FLAPDOODLE
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NO!! I WANT THE OLD JOKES!!! NOW!!!!

Just who's in charge here, anyway?
Dateline: November 21, 2000
THE GOP'S TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU ARE DEFINATELY A DEMOCRATIC ACTIVIST
(The State of Consternation/AP)

The latest neo-McCarthiest smear tactic of the GOP spinmeisters is to apply the label "Democratic Activist" to anyone in Florida who’s not being paid by the Bush Crime Family, Inc. My favorite "Democratic activist" is Harry Jacobs, the gentleman who filed a suit against suspected absentee ballot tampering by Republican officials in Seminole County. Mr. Jacobs is a Democratic Activist’s Democratic Activist - - he doesn’t know why he’s been labeled one, since he is a self-identified INDEPENDENT who VOTED FOR REAGAN... and ADMITS IT... IN PUBLIC... IN FRONT OF WITNESSES.

And the true horror of the situation is - - if a man who voted for Reagan could become a Democratic activist without his knowledge - - why it could happen to anybody!! Therefor, as a public service, we at the Daily Flapdoodle present:

THE GOP'S TOP TEN SIGNS
THAT YOU ARE DEFINATELY
A DEMOCRATIC ACTIVIST

Sign number 10:
You’re one of the 49,921,267 Americans who voted for the wrong guy.


Sign number 9:
You don't know, you've always just liked Tipper.


Sign number 8:
You’re a uniter, not a divider.


Sign number 7:
Something about Dick Cheney gives you the creeps.


Sign number 6:
You feel proud to be an American when another stupid prejudice bites the dust.


Sign number 5:
"Hillary Clinton" is not a swear word in your house.


Sign number 4:
Your spouse actually enjoys your company. And vice-versa.


Sign number 3:
You prepared for the closest Presidential race in history by spending the weeks preceding the election convincing other people to participate in the Democratic process, rather than just calling your baby brother in a panic on November 6th and ordering him to have the Florida State Troopers run amok.


Sign number 2:
You think somebody in Austin should just do an intervention.


And the GOP'S Number One Sign
That You Are Definately A Democratic Activist is:

You do the right thing, no matter how much it hurts you.



What happens when you ask Al to solve a problem?


Click on the picture above to find out!
Hey, Michael Moore! Still think there's no difference between "Gush and Bore"?



Ounce for ounce, one of the best dang quotes of the whole Florida flap:
"The good news is yesterday was Sunday and the Republicans could not file another lawsuit." --
Rep. Peter Deutsch, D-Florida.



Katherine Harris, Smirk crony. Net worth: approx. $6 million.
Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris still hasn't recused herself! You know what to do:

Phone: 1-850-414-5500

E-Mail: secretary@mail.dos.state.fl.us

Web Site: http://www.dos.state.fl.us/oss/index.html

Don't forget to sign the petition asking Harris to recuse herself.




Can't get to Florida to march with Jesse? Send a lawyer instead!
Contributions are being accepted for the legal battles against the Bush Brothers' Banana Hall Putsch!

Make your personal check payable to "THE GORE/LIEBERMAN RECOUNT COMMITTEE". There is NO LIMIT to how much you can contribute. However, your donation will be reported to the Federal Elections Commission, so be sure to include your occupation and employer (if applicable) on the "note" area of your check.

Send your check to:

ATTN: Recount Committee
c/o the Democratic National Committee
430 S. Capital St. S.E.
Washington, DC
20003



SMIRK’S TRYING TO FIX THE FLORIDA ELECTION
SMIRK’S TRYING TO STEAL
THE BIG COMMANDER-IN-CHEIF HAT
FROM THE PRESIDENT YOU CHOSE
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT SMIRK?

AL'S DAY IN D.C. UPDATE: The Offical White House Virginia Opossum cam catches the People's POTUS Elect arriving for work, bright and early Monday morning.
My understanding is that there will be pro-Democracy, anti-Bush coup rallies every Saturday, to protest Smirk’s fuzzy vote count in Florida and his bogus claim that he won the Presidency already so we don’t need to see if anybody’s civil rights were violated in Florida. Click here to stay updated on participating cities and their protest locations.

Write, phone or email your Senators and Congressional Representatives -- tell them how you feel about the Florida election and what you think needs to be done to pick the next President! Especially if they are Republicans, let them know how you feel about Smirk’s claim to the Presidency! Let them know how you feel about the way Jeb runs Florida's elections!

Al’s back in DC, on the job! Email the People’s POTUS Elect and tell him how you feel about his fight against Florida’s vote fraud and civil rights abuses! Get specific! It’s Al!

Why has the fifth column in the fourth estate insisted that Al concede an election that isn’t over - - especially one so obviously rotten with voter fraud? Give those weasels a piece of your mind!





Smirk Links! Visit links both comedic and serious about America's favorite Coke Snortin', Draft Dodgin' Granny Killer for Christ -- D. Dubya Smirk!



Don't forget to visit "Gore-in-context", your one stop shop for debunking urban legends about Vice President Gore!
There are other ways to find this page, but here is the day I lost hope we'd ever beat the Smirks of this world. Thanks to everyone who offered their comfort and support.
Click here for your October Surprise Update!
(Link Updated On 10/14!)
I'm Mad As Hell And I'm Not Going To Take It Any More! (Updated on 10/22 -- We take on CNN!)



The Fine Folks At Occidental Petroleum Remind You That They've Already Sunk A Ton Of Money Into This Election, So If You Must Vote, Vote For Their Guys.
Or Else They'll Steal Florida Right Out From Under The Smart Guy. Not Like There's Anything Fishy About That. Or Illegal. Nope. Nothing.


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