So by this time I'm sure you're wondering what cinderblocks do when they're not obsessively watching television shows, movies, or using the internet. But even if you don't want to know, you're going to have to hear about it.
I hang out with my friends, the Pigeons a lot. I realize that many of you are curious about why I refer to my friends as the Pigeons. Well, here's the story.
One day, last year, my friend Jamie (the Ringleader) was, for some reason or another, imitating pigeons by bobbing her head around. Myself and my friends Jazmine (Jesus), Kristina (the Pokemon Mastah), Peter (the Pimp) and of course myself, Cinderblock found this to be hilarious, and the five of us became the original Pigeons. Shortly after this, Jamie began to draw comics about the Pigeons, and their constant battle against the fugmoes (Mikey, Chris, Nathan and Robert) who are not ugly, not ugmoes, not even fugly - simply fugmoes. With occasional help from friends of the Pigeons, like Rania (Sturdy Badger), Matt (Bubble Boy) and Andrea (the incestuous one), the Pigeons manage to defeat the Fugmoes and their evil, but stupid plans every time.
Within the group, we have come up with many cult ideas. For a while, we all drew x's on our ring fingers. After that, Peter came up with the ingenious idea of worshipping Princess Diana's bones, and singing 'Candle in the wind.' But my favourite cult is the one in which we worship David Bowie, singer extraordinaire, and star of the amusing but moronic film, Labyrinth.
We also enjoy harrassing Christian teens. It's nothing personal against Christians, but the ones on Yahoo Chat are just so easy to annoy. If you're interested in doing this, just click here , then go to Religion & Beliefs, followed by Christian Teens. Trust me, it's really fun. |
