| I know what you're thinking - is it possible that this nut has friends as weird as her? Well trust me - it's true! |
| Friends of Cinderblock |
| So, you think that I'm messed up? Just wait until you hear about my friends! Jamie (the Ringleader) - Jamie is known for her wild mood swings and often for her bad temper (ie, the time she pushed me down a flight of stairs), however she can also be crazy and, well...let's just say creative. In the past couple of years, she's come up with some pretty bizarre jokes, such as Pompalope, the penis growing out of my head, but that's what we love about her. Kristina (the Pokemon Mastah) - Kristina has been known to show great stupidity in the past, and has tried to tell us many jokes which she believes to be funny, but are not (such as the time she said "the doctor is in" about 60 times in one day). Despite trying to "catch them all" and her annoyingness, we still hang out with her because, well, we need someone to make fun of! Jazmine (Jesus) - Jazmine got the name Jesus by claiming to be able to walk on water - which she actually can do! Jazmine has been known to do some pretty odd things - like the time she had an affair with the devil and gave birth to 666 devil-jesus's. She also enjoys drinking goat milk. Well, not really, but still...She's also the one I trust the most, which is about this much . See that dot? That's how much. Peter (the Pimp) - Peter is easy to pick out of a crowd, what with his pimp hat and stick. Not to mention the fact that he always smells like camel poop. But when he isn't pimping out his many, many whores, he's trying to protect his bird, Brightdawn from being turned into tasty Brightdawn Delight by Jamie. He is also the father of my 27 Harbourbridge children. Rania (Sturdy Badger) - Rania gave herself her name by, well, not listening! But that's kind of a long story. Well, not really, but I don't wanna write it all right now. Rania's interests include taking over the world with cotton candy, becoming lost within her own daydreams, and oh - did I mention taking over the world with cotton candy? But don't worry, I'll never let her succeed - I have to be the world dominator! Matt (Bubble Boy) - Matt is Bubble Boy because apparently he is stuck in a bubble with Jamie. Another not-so-long-hey-i'm-lazy-and-don't-wanna-explain-it kinda thing. Anyway, Matt is an odd boy, who likes to make each day individual: Monday - kiss day, Tuesday - bite day, Wednesday - hump day, Thursday - lick and slap day, and Friday - bum touch/lick day. He really does do each of these often disgusting things on it's given day. Andrea (The incestuous one) - Explaining why Andrea is the incestuous one is actually quite simple - it's because she constantly tells me that I'm like a sister - that she wants to sleep with. I know, it's odd, but that's just Andrea. Andrea has also been known for acting 'lesbianish' around Jamie. So basically, she's an incestuous lesbian. I know, you're thinking she should be from Kentucky, but honest to god, she's a native New Brunswicker. Chris (The Fugmoe) - As you may have noticed if you were reading carefully, which I'm sure you have been, I mentioned that Chris is one of the Pigeons' enemies - a fugmoe. However, he does tend to swing back and forth between us, the Pigeons and the evil fugmoes. The reason? The fugmoe leader, Mikey, is Chris's lover, who Chris just can't bring himself to abandon. Those of you who have never seen Mikey may think that it's sweet. Well trust me. It's not. |