Reverse Engine Online Staff:
Class: End Boss/Forum Mod
Location: Saskatchewan, Canada
Likes: Canadian and Japanese games, consuming media.
Dislikes: Most American games, logical fallacies.
Current Obsession(s): Eternal Darkness, the Onion.
Class: Chaos Magician
Quote: "Let those cultist cur-dogs run loose and they will bite you."
Location: California USA
Likes: Cats, Hedwig, sleeping, AFI, Y Tu Mama Tambien, ICO, Death Cab for Cutie, Buffy, mariachi music, cheese, Cocoa Pebbles, books.
Dislikes: Mean or snobby people, asparagus, Chaucer, sticky fingers, random battles, the word "fresh," things that are hard.
Current Obsession(s): The Weezer video with the Muppets, boys who wear makeup, Tiger Army, that Levi's commercial with Gael Garcia Bernal.
Class: Motormouth/Obligatory Jailbait (except not)
Quote: "Really, you can only see one nipple because the frolicking pegasus and his happy, happy rainbow is covering the other one."
Hanzo (a.k.a. "Gary")
Likes: Video games.
Current Obsession(s): Other stuff.
Class: Mysterious Ninja
Quote: No comment
Genshy von Hiryu (a.k.a. Evil Samuri Genshu)
Likes: Cheese fries, college-ruled paper, Capcom, being sarcastic, Yul Brynner, good movies.
Dislikes: (at the moment) Video games.
Current Obsession(s): Kleenex's w/lotion.
Quote: "The sound of a frozen-fish windchime is soothing, until it thaws ... then it's just *blat* *blat* *blat* all day."
Elessar (a.k.a. El, ellytelly)
Current Obsession(s): Pshss-vooa-wum-vo-vo-voamm (supposed to represent the sound a lightsaber makes)
Class: Jedi/Forum Overlord
Quote: "Truly, if there is evil in this world, it lies within the heart of mankind."
Location: Harvesting organs in the Midwest
Likes: Pikmin, yellow things, philosophy, books, Beetles, babies, Cowboy Bebop, Final Fantasy, Puyo Puyo, Super Monkey Ball, the color black.
Dislikes: Pretentious people, seafood.
Current Obsession(s): Pikmin!
Class: Super Monkey Ball Ninja
Quote: "La pluie de vos insultes n'atteint pas le parapluie de mon indifference."
Location: Somewhere down south.
Likes: Travelling, working out and games.
Dislikes: People, relationships and lack of games.
Current Obsession(s): WarCraft 3, Ogre Battle series.
Class: White Knight
Quote: "It's only a flesh wound."
Location: Down South
Likes: Video games, 'net exploring.
Dislikes: Cheese, Calculus, and various other C words.
Current Obsession(s): What you don't know can't hurt you.
Class: Sharp Object
Quote: "Join the REO Speedwagon!"