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Toobmaster & Toob Hedd's retirement party after 20 years of Toobing!
August 4, 2007
Be without fear in the face of Troublemaker.
Never retreat. Never Surrender.
Be brave and upright, that the river may love thee.
Toobing is the greatest glory one can achieve in life; that is your oath.
Rise a toobist... rise a TOOBIST!"
Photos from this year:
From the beginning to the end - Over a hundred pics from Brian!
Madness?? This IS Toobing! - check out my 13 photos!
If you have more photos, pass them on to me otherwise...
You're a quasi-toober. You're a semi-toobist. You're the margarine of toobism.
You're the Diet Coke of toobing--Just one calorie, not toobie enough.
Strength and Rubber!
SCENE 1: THE ARGUMENT
(River God)
A simple offering of rubber and soul. A token of Toobism's submission to the will of the River.
(Toob Hedd)
Submission? Well that's a bit of a problem. Toobists have their reputation to consider.
(River God)
This is madness.
(Toob Hedd)
Madness? This is Toobing!
(River God)
A thousand waves of Troublemaker will descend upon you! The spray will blot out the sun!
(Toob Hedd)
Then we shall toob in the shade.
This year is about the River! This year is about Troublemaker!
Troublemaker smiles at us. All a toobist can do is smile back. Fuck Troublemaker!
SCENE 2: PREPARING FOR BATTLE!
(Toobmaster)
One score years ago we brought forth on this river, a new way, conceived in Toobism,
and dedicated to the proposition that all toobs are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great war, testing whether that toob,
or any toob so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure.
We are met on a great rapid of that war. We have come to challenge Troublemaker,
as a final battle for those brave enough that Toobism might live.
(Toob Hedd)
If you find yourself alone, riding in blue fields with water on your face,
do not be troubled; for you are in Elysium, and you're already fucked up!
Toobists! What we do in toobs, echoes in eternity.
View the details page from this year's trip - Toobin 20 Prep
See photos from last year - Crazy Toobin 2006!
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