Everything that Irks Me and Then Some

More Annoyances

Completely helpless people- Have any of you ever seen that Snickers commercial where a man at an amusement park asks the mascot when the water show is when the mascot is standing right by a sign that clearly tells him this fact? This commercial shows exatly how I feel around people who ask others before they even try to figure it out themselves. These people are so completely dependant on others to inform them about everything. These people should be shot. Although I've been known to act like these people on occasion.

Computer "help" programs- Having computer trouble? Well then go buy one of those crappy little programs that tell you everything except what you need to know. Then watch as they release a virus into your computer, causing you to buy another program that tells you how to deal with it while releasing 5 new ones into your computer.

Computers- Not always. Sometimes computers make life harder instead of easier. No ink in the printer, AOL is down, crashes, forgetting to save. With a pencil and paper you don't need to save it, it won't crash, and you can't run out of ink and have to call the tech support guy because you forgot how to install a new ink cartridge.

Coughing- I'm not talking about the occasional one, but the one that comes while your drinking something. Your sitting there taking a slurp of coke when you suddenly go into a coughing fit, causing coke to be spewed all over the room. Yeah, it sucks.

Dandruff- Having little white flakes that accumulate on you head and then fall out causing people to think it's snowing indoors is not very fun I'll tell you that. What can be worse is if you put gel in your hair and the crunch in your hair is forcibly removed flakes of gel that look remarkably like dandruff stay in your hair.

Death- This really sucks doesn't it. Just when your getting to know someone they fall over dead. And when you finally get to appreciate life you die. It sucks. I know. I hate dieing. I've completely lost count of how many times I've been reincarnated. I mean you have to start from the beginning, and meet knew people. It's really a major pain.

"Does this make me look fat?"- I absolutely hate this question. Some people need to stop and think that if they look fat in something then chances are it's not the outfit thats making them look fat. It's them.

Dog crap hidden in yards- I've read about places where people walk in fear because the ground they live on was once home to a mine field. This isn't quite as serious, but it can feel the same. Imagine you're walking over to your friend's house to show off that new pair of shiny white shoes you bought when you remember that your friend owns a big australian shepard who likes to do its business anywhere but on the paper, but before you can react... "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Dog slobber- I hate to put two dog bashings in a row, but this is the way it works out. Don't get me wrong, I like dogs. Slobber on the other hand I don't like (I also don't like the way they smell, just to add something else). Especially because they always seem to want to do it while standing over you.

Dropped connections- I suppose many of you internet users have encountered this message: "You've gone 30 seconds without us getting an outside signal, so your connection will be dropped NOW!" Then you have to reconnect and start over again, making sure to click on something every ten seconds just to make sure that you don't get booted off again.

Easily offended people- Sarcastic people tend to offend people more than others. I try to be sarcastic only with people who know me. That way they can tell I'm only joking and will laugh with me. Most people who don't know me will usually chuckle too. Then there are some people who seem to take sarcastic remarks personally. I never really mean what I say and I end up feeling like a bad guy (yes I do have feelings). I wish they could just take a joke.

Energetic people- There are some people who get hyper and stay hyper. I'm usually tired 24/7 so I'm in no mood to put up with these people (I put up with Eric {see home page} because he's my friend). I find it hard to keep myself from smacking them silly.

Everything- Well, this one was pretty obvious.

Fact that I can't have superpowers-I haven't completely lost faith in gaining super human strength or ice breath. Although everyday that goes by without me getting a dose of gamma radiation lowers the chances that I will ever be able to rid the world of justice... I mean injustice.

Fact that our president can't pronounce the word "nuclear"- If our president can't pronounce this word than something has gone horribly wrong with our electoral system.

Fantasy getting its butt kicked by reality- Ever been daydreaming in school and all of a sudden snapping out of it and realizing you only have five minutes to finish your final exam? I've been there.

Feeling like your being followed- This is one creepy feeling and the reason I don't walk much after dark.

Gagging- this is one of the most obnoxious feelings you can ever get. It's like your stomach is trying to send your luch back the one way tunnel but your throat is trying to cram it back down.