Getting caught behind slow people- Many times I've found myself with only a limited time to get to class. I move as fast as I can without breaking out into a jog. Then, in an all-too-narrow hallway I find two or three people who decide they want to stroll at their own pace. There's room to go around them, but it would be awkward. Plus they don't walk in a straight enough line to guarantee I won't be run into.
Getting eaten by a horde of angry cannibals- trust me, this is not something you want to experience
Girls who fall for losers- There are some girls who date losers who treat them like dirt. They always seem to stick up for them too. "Oh he doesn't mean that." I happen to be one of those nice guys (but you girls who are finally realizing you want to date people like me are out of luck. You waited too long), so seeing them get treated that way makes me sick. I don't know. Perhaps they deserve them if they won't stand up for themselves.
Good milk gone chunky- Have you ever been drinking milk and realizing it's not in a glass?
Halitosis- For those of you who don't already know, halitosis is the smart-person name for bad breath. I think morning breath is the worse. You wake up, yawn, and choke on your own odor.
Harry Potter bashers- I'm going to admit it right now. I think Harry Potter is awesome. The books are great. Why are their people who think it's satanic? To quote a recent tidbit in Entertainment Weekly, "There's no sex, drugs, language, and good triumphs over evil. Do you really want your kids reading this crap?"
Hitting the humorous- Once again for you scientifically impaired people, the humorous is also known as the funny bone. Many of us have experienced the sensation (your arm tingles a lot and your elbow feels like its 100 degrees. It doesn't really hurt, but it feels so strange it might as well be pain) of knocking this bone into, well, EVERYTHING! What an ironic name for a bone.
Holding a firecracker one second too long- The box says 10 second fuse. DON'T BELIEVE THE BOX!!! By 10 they usually mean 3.
Ice cream that falls of the cone- And there's nothing you can do to save it. No 30 second rule here.
Idiots- Well DUH!
I have no life- Oh it's true, it's true, it's true! Wait! Does this mean I'll never die?!
Inventions that make life "easier"- Computers were supposed to make life easier. Now we have crashes, freezing, tech suport, error messages, viruses, printers running out of ink everyday, spam, ten billion pieces of software you can stick on them, and so much more. Anyone remember typewriters?
Jargon- The dialect of your profession. I need 700 CCs of monochloride, stat...........................................................................................................................what?
Jump scenes- not in scary movies. They're appropriate for those. I mean in movies where you just want to kick back and enjoy the film when [airhorn].
Just a friend- "I hope we can always be friends." "I think it's best we just stay friends." It's the curse of the nice guy. By now I'm sure many of you are debating whether or not I deserve the status of a nice guy. For those of you who are, check out the "About This Site" section to get the real scoop on me.
Karaoke- People who think they can sing, but really can't, ruining songs of classic rock. Oh that's a real great invention. Though it is occasionally good for a laugh.
Knock Knock jokes- Jokes for those who don't know how to tell jokes.
Laugh tracks- If the only laughter the show gets is from a recording of people laughing at another show, what makes you think any of us are enjoying it?
Lawnmowers while sleeping- I am a man who loves his sleep. Lawnmowers happen to be my number one most annoying thing to wake up to.
Lights turned on while sleeping- this falls in at number 3 (number two is the annoying sound my alarm makes)
Light turning red right before you get to it- "Comeonstayyellowstayyellowstayyellowstayyelloooooohhhhhhcrap.
Loosing a sneeze- sneezing may be annoying, but it is nothing compare to the felling you get when one goes away.
Macho guys- Is this still attractive? Seriously what do you women see in those guys.
