Snobs- The social equals of the green goo. For some reason when people gather wealth they decide the must live a life not of the common folk. Quite. Mmmm, yes. Pip-pip cheerio. Oh jeeves, do be a darling and clean up the blood stains in the living room, I'm throwing a little box social tonight and I don't want the guests to think I'm an ungrateful hostess. Quite. My junior high school consisted primarily of these types. Which is one of the reasons junior high was the most annoying three years of my life.
Snoring- Before my dad aquired a breathing machine he used to snore like a grizzly bear (actually that's a bit of an understatement). I once woke up and heard a loud strange sound comming from down the hall. I was little, so I thought it was a monster. I didn't sleep that night.
Spitting, but the spit stays- I am a male. As a reciever of the y chromosome I feel the need to eject my saliva through propulsionalistic (I don't even know if that's a word) means. However, somtimes the spit just hangs on to your bottom lip and swings back onto you. Actually I've ceased spitting. I keep spitting on myself.
Soggy bread- Above all else, this is the one food I will not eat. I absolutely hate the taste, the feel, and the look of soggy bread. Ewwwwwww.
Stifling my creativity- Let's face it, I am a creative person. But there are some people who want to limit just how creative I'm allowed to be. I got a "C" on a story I wrote because I could use no more than 1500 words. For those of you who aren't writers, that isn't very many words. You can't do diddly squat with 1500 words.
Suing people for no reason- A guy sues the fast food industry for making him fat. Am I the only one who rolled their eyes at that?
Summer is the active season, but the heat makes you lazy- At the end of every school year I tell myself that I'm going to do things this summer. Then the 90 degree whether breaks out and all I feel like doing is sitting in front of a fan all day.
Superficiality- These days people have lost their ways. We live in a materialistic world driven by the lust for money and power. People "fall in love" because of reasons such as popularity, wealth, aura of coolness, power, looks, etc. Nobody falls in love for the little things anymore. The things that other people have that make people smile for reasons other than the above things. The tiny quirks that make people interesting, or perhaps that smile that stays with you after they've left. True love is hard to come by.
Swallowing your vomit- Your throwing up, but you're in your friends brand new car, and can't hurl there, the windows won't roll down, and you can't find a way to communicate to you friend that your about to blow chunks. Gulp. "OH DEAR LORD, THE TASTE!!!"
Teachers who insist on challenging us- We don't want to be challenged. Challenging stuff is, well, challenging. Why must they do this. See, this is why teachers get so little pay.
Telemarketers- "Are you happy with your long distance provider?" "Yes." "Oh, well then can I intrest you in the dirtinator 3000?" "No. "Well then how abou--" SLAM. But to be fair, I would like to work as a telemarketer for a day.
Those who spit when they talk- If I wanted to get wet indoors I would take a shower. I don't enjoy being covered in the product of the salivation glands of another person.
Toilet backing up-There is nothing more disgusting than having everything you've eaten in the last 24 hours splash all over your floor.
Too much info-I'm sorry you have hemmoroids, but I don't want to hear about what shades of what color they are.
Traffic jams- it's not so much the jam itself, but the fact that everyone feels the need to honk at everyone else. People, honking is not going to make the line move faster. The horn is not a magical instrument that will make bad stuff just go away. The only thing you can do is wait. Honking only makes people even more disgruntled, causing them to honk even more, and further incresing the dirgruntledness of the situation. Did I mention I like the word "disgruntled"?
Underbudgeted movies- Today we have the technology to make some really awesome looking movies (The Matrix is a prime example). However, due to some underbudgeting some movies just look stupid. Many "straight to dvd" movies don't have the financing to make an otherwise awesome movie. The plot might work, but the pay doesn't. I'm only referring to movies that look like they should have a high budget but don't. Some of the greatest movies I've ever seen had small budgets.
Very bad singers who don't know it- These people always sing along to the radio. Their piercing cries shriek out in your head, yet the refuse to believe that they are nothing more than gods of voice. Ever watch American Idol? The first episode is the only one I'll watch because I enjoy laughing at these people. I have to admit, however, that I sing to the radio all the time and I can't sing to save my life.
Waking up half way from falling off your bed- Everyone falls off their bed at least once in their life. However, I had an experience where I was in the middle of my fall, and I woke up. For a brief period I seriously freaked as I realized I was falling then almost immediately hit the ground. This event is probably the weirdest feeling you can get.
Waking up three minutes before your alarm goes off- Three minutes lost! I could have slept during that time, but I can't sleep now because I only have three minutes. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS!!!
Websites that ask for a fee- I believe the internet is made for the FREE exchange of information and ideas. It is a place where people can give the world what they have to share and ask nothing in return. All these sites that ask for money are completely violating the spirit of the world wide web.
"Why did I come in here?"- Walk into the kitchen and think, "wait, why did I come in here?" This is one of the most...um...where was I going with this?
Wind knocked out- All the air in your lungs forcibly spewed from your body in a loud "HUH!" You can't breathe no matter how hard you try. It feels like drowning on land.
Nothing starts with "X"- How can I make a list containing every letter of the alphabet when I can't think of anything annoying that starts with "X"? This is why I want your help. If you can think of something annoying that starts with X sign my guestbook with your suggestion. I won't put your entry on the guestbook page, but I will credit your contribution.
"You wanna supersize that"- If I wanted to supersize it I would have said I did now wouldn't I. Unfortunately I work in the world of fast food, and am forced to ask that question. No one says yes, and they seem to get irritable when I ask.
And finally, Zits- Zits are nothing less than annoying. I have a medium case of acne, and, well I'm really just to lazy to do anything about it, but they're still annoying.
If you made it this far then congratulations, you have no life! Or perhaps you love me so much you just want to read everything I have to say... yeah, okay...even for me that was too far fetched.
